Best Chat Up Lines

[mal 97]

Are those space knickers your wearimg, cos your arse is out of this world.


Or how about a bit of somerset foreplay...BRACE YOURSELF...

 

[Scalesy]

Ive heard some really pathetic ones but i think the few that stick in my mind are.....

1. Who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes? uke:

2. I really like your dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor...

3. Do you come here often? ( the classic)

4. I know you from somewhere, but i cant think where....(yeah right!)

5. God, dont you look like Britney/Christina/etc......(errrrrrm.....no!)

6. Excuse me, my mate really fancies you...........(go away!)

The list goes on and on and on and on....................

Have to ask, what number did Rhino get to before you gave in?:k

 

[derek kelly]

Best chat up line gotta be the kevin bloody wilson one



You awake shiela?

 

[richard]

I bet you bang like a shit house door in the wind...




Lets play with ya giblets luv..



R :bow:

 

[Stevebrooke]

Can I tickle your tummy......

.....from the inside?

 

[ALonaBIRD]

take them out somewhere out in the back of beyond in the car and say.......


if youre here after what im here after then were both here after the same thing, but if youre not here after what im here after then you will be here after ive gone home

 

[derek kelly]

Berts favourite....


Turn over and take it like a man