bert seen in wales......

[stan the man]

worrying our girlfriends.

here is the evidence.

 

[Stevebrooke]

As he's taking her "doggy style" I presume the photo was taken after the foreplay.

 

[derek kelly]

As he's taking her "doggy style" I presume the photo was taken after the foreplay.

Foreplay? in Wales? wash your mouth out

 

[R2B2]

"..... Foreplay?

FOREPLAY???.......

......... I bought you a feckin beer didn't I??"


Commonly heard justification here in wales. Used it a good few times meself.

 

[derek kelly]

"..... Foreplay? I lent you a feckin beer didn't I??"

 

[ianrobbo1]

I cant belive thats a picture of Bert (stop being nasty to me) shagging a sheep in Welsh Wales, :t


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the sheep arnt THAT hard up!!! :dunno:

 

[R2B2]

Ian - the sheep aint hard up mate......... but they are grateful!

 

[Cyclops]

sheep worrying must be good for ya cos if that's Bertie Bumchum he's lost about 6 stone doing it :k

Mac when your as ugly as Bert even the the sheep run for a good few miles before he catches them

 

[stan the man]

SOOOOOOOOOO........

where the fook is bert anyway :dunno: not quite the same without him

 

[marcella]

where the fook is bert anyway :dunno: not quite the same without him

totally agree stan! where the f*ck is bert:dunno: come back chap all is forgiven.
ps
i must feel strongly about this issue cos i havnae posted for a few days

 

[stan the man]

:yo: marcella...he's been quiet for a while,which asks the question...has he been "upset" by someone,or has/is he giving us a break/respite for a wee while and then..... %$fan ...





























































come back bert...all is forgiven :}

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Not gone anywhere - just been busy earning a living

Guess which fool fell asleep in the sun yesterday?

Guess which fool now resembles a lobster?

Guess which fool had to ride back home from the seaside with leathers rubbing all parts "burnt"?

Bugger

 

[stan the man]

nice to hear from ya mate....not used to you NOT being on here...though i might regret it soon

did the"just take my shirt off for a while" thing a week or so ago,so i know what your going through...














































hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[marcella]

:yo: marcella...he's been quiet for a while,which asks the question...has he been "upset" by someone,or has/is he giving us a break/respite for a wee while and then..... %$fan ...
if you must know stan iv been entertaining the drunks in dumfries, once a year we have a celebration called Guid Nychburris ! where all horsy folk ride thier mounts for a fortnight and get f*#kin, pissed throw up, get pissed again and interfere with someone elses wife , then get pissed again!!
your very welcome next year should the want take you mate:yo:

 

[Fat Bert]

Bastid!!

It fecking hurts!!

Came in from the bike - leathers in a pile on the floor - cold shower!!!!!!!

10 minutes later - fecking shoulders are heating up like a nuclear reactor!!

Anyway boyyo - "For Sale" board now outside the house so look out all you bovines

 

[marcella]

Not gone anywhere - just been busy earning a living

Guess which fool fell asleep in the sun yesterday?

Guess which fool now resembles a lobster?

Guess which fool had to ride back home from the seaside with leathers rubbing all parts "burnt"?

Bugger

yeah! hi bert,,, i thought maybe you had got mixed up in our Guid Nychburris celebrations too:dunno:
f*ck iv got a sore headc7u8

 

[stan the man]

:yo: marcella...he's been quiet for a while,which asks the question...has he been "upset" by someone,or has/is he giving us a break/respite for a wee while and then..... %$fan ...
if you must know stan iv been entertaining the drunks in dumfries, once a year we have a celebration called Guid Nychburris ! where all horsy folk ride thier mounts for a fortnight and get f*#kin, pissed throw up, get pissed again and interfere with someone elses wife , then get pissed again!!
your very welcome next year should the want take you mate:yo:

sounds like fun mate,mmmmmmmmmm will i,won't i.....decisions,decisions

 

[stan the man]

It fecking hurts!!

Came in from the bike - leathers in a pile on the floor - cold shower!!!!!!!

10 minutes later - fecking shoulders are heating up like a nuclear reactor!!

Anyway boyyo - "For Sale" board now outside the house so look out all you bovines

can relate to that mate..erecting some fencing for a mate recently.....thought,mmmmm,nice day,take off shirt and add some colour.3.5hrs later and i'm like a feckin' lobster...not for the first time i might add...will i ever learn :t

 

[Fat Bert]

Steady Neddy

Stan canna ride a sheep - let alone a horse!! :wank: :wank: :} :} :}

 

[marcella]

sounds like fun mate,mmmmmmmmmm will i,won't i.....decisions,decisions

its just a whole bunch of old time retoric stan, people filling imaginary offices invented in nineteen oatcake but once the pish is over every man and his dog heads for the pub and gets wrecked,,,,,it beats Boxing day by a f*ckin country mile Yeehaa