B.I.R.D. is a bubble-car that never gets tired!

[Dave H]

Try this, mad but fun, the idea is that you type in the name of a made up product, and Priorart randomly generates a description for that product.

B.I.R.D.
B.I.R.D. is a bubble-car that never gets tired!

BIRD
BIRD is a skateboard! It hovers!

BLACKBIRD
BLACKBIRD is a billboard! It bounces up and down!

HONDA SUPER BLACKBIRD
HONDA SUPER BLACKBIRD is a pair of shoes that has adverts on the side! It runs on a single AA battery and can heat a small house.

BLACKBIRD XX
BLACKBIRD XX is a cufflink! It communicates with other copies of itself!

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

 

[Dave H]

Oh, I forgot this one

jaws
jaws is a robotic dog that emits harmful gases!

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Just put in....

Rolfy Dave....

Rolfy Dave is a breathalyser that has a million household uses, works at twice the normal speed and sounds better than it looks. :-:

It dont know me vewy well do it ??????? :}

Cheers,

Rolfy
:beer:

ps... tried putting in Fat Bert...

Fat Bert is a digital camera that has sleek curves! It waters your plants and kills cockroaches.

 

[derek kelly]

My daughter typed in her bosses name and apparently she is a genetically modified sheep thats slightly hallucinogenic and looks like a pot plant, a very accurate description

 

[birdinflight]

hmmmmmmm interesting..................must get out the

Immac again...........................

birdinflight
birdinflight is like a normal false moustache, but it folds out into a tent.

 

[richard]

linzi is a knife that has no moving parts, has a built-in alarm clock


:violin: :violin: :violin:

 

[birdinflight]

this is Dereks............................

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :cry: :blush:

coolbikerider
coolbikerider is like a normal teddybear, but it stays sharp forever.

 

[Dave H]

wife

wife
wife is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.

 

[Fat Bert]

nuff said

fat bert
fat bert is a digital camera that has sleek curves! It waters your plants and kills cockroaches.

 

[Bob Pinder]

RHINO

Slack jawed pot bellied sexual deviant - with no brain.

Bloody hell its good this and very accurate.

 

[HeavensFire]

Wolfie

"A fax machine that rotates at high speed, tells you when people are lying and smells a bit funny"

R#?

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Deja-Vu

fat bert
fat bert is a digital camera that has sleek curves! It waters your plants and kills cockroaches.

I could have sworn I said that further up the thread.....

Rolfy
:beer:

 

[Fat Bert]

ROFLMAO!!

I could have sworn I said that further up the thread.....

Rolfy
:beer:

Bugger - would help if I read the threads first

Mind you I typed in Rolfy Dave and it gave me a bloody picture!!

 

[derek kelly]

Harley Davidson

Is a christmas tree that follows a target of your choice



Pan european

Is a Samurai sword that shoots laser beams, glows with an eerie green light and tracks it's position with GPS

 

[mikew]

a thunderace ........

is a microwave that may cause drowsiness ..........




well that explains a whole feckin lot then don't it!!!

 

[mikew]

and ... a TRX850 is ....

.... a computer mouse that smells a bit funny and is fully recycleable.

probably smells of used diesel ............




and the V-Strom is ......

.... a headband! It glows in the dark! ....

I know the lights are ok, but ............ :}