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Att'n Dog Lovers

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musher

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real dog no chance. here's a real dog and he is ours :yo:
 

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BlackBirdBaz

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musher said:
real dog no chance. here's a real dog and he is ours :yo:
So why are they running away from that lunatic on a tricycle !!
 
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musher

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some one told us there was a lose jack russel about , and they just picked up the sent
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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We used to get dog shit all over the place where I live.. then a few folk moaned at the council.. They installed a dog shit bin and now anyone walking their dog has no excuse..

I am a dog type person.. Although Ralph is not ours, he spends all day and evening with us but goes home to my daughter at night :p
He aint got fleas, shits in one place which is dealt with, does sometimes leave hair about but only rarely..

He does not smoke, does not drink, does not drive a car.. All in all he is far healthier for the planet than all us lot on here.. !

This is Ralph and Sproget, his son :p
 

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Cyclops

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Fat Bert said:
Why do you bother?

Dogs cover the house in hair and fleas

Menace to pedestrians, drivers, bike riders and anyone else on the road / path / pavement - particularly those with "extendable" leads - just stand there and let the animal run amok for yards and yards

Mobile shitting machines whilst out - and before you start I'd estimate only 33% of owners pickup their dog crap which means 66% don't bother].

Why shoud dog "owners" be allowed to let their dogs crap on the same piece of grassland that MY kids will play on next summer

Spotted a Dog "Owners" this morning outside my house..............

As normal - he DRIVES to the edge of the grassland - lets the dog out of the back seat - sits on the bonnet of the car having a smoke whilst the dog runs about freely

So..................

Outside the house..............

"Oi You"

"Are you going to pickup the dog sh*t your animal leaves behind every day?"

Reply "What's it got to do with you?"

FB response "Almost as much as when I post the last 180 days worth of crap through your letterbox"

And at that he calls the dog - gets back in the car and phooks off

FB Left dumfounded

Fecking dog owners - shoot 'em all

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [dog noise] RANT over



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Whats up Berty not selling much on Fleabay ?

Trying to stir up a bit of Banter on the forum ?

In my humble opinion ( WTF does that mean )

we ought to get rid of the biggest menace to the planet once and for all.


Yep get rid of fooken people,

they/we dump billions of tons of raw shit into the sea every year, tons of nucelur waste and kill the ozone layer we rape murder rob con and generally are a really not at all pleasent.

So lets all die ? :rolleyes: and make the planet a much better place. The animals will take much better care of it than we have.


Thats just how I feel about it.

PS.

Shit bags are ?1 for 100 from your local council.
 
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Scalesy

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Shit bags are FREE from my local council, but then being in Essex we're full of.....%$fan
 

MickB

Registered User
Rolfy Dave said:
Seems to me that we are becoming paranoid about cleanliness/hygene to the point where we build up no antibodies to anything (germwise). Just take a look at all the paraphenalia to clean your house/garden/car/bike etc... We seem to live in a sterilized world these days with no chance of resisting any germ or bacteria which shows its ugly head...

Yep, apart from where we need to be protected, best place to pick up germs nowadays is a hospital, MRSA anyone $%3un
 
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D.S.

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RHINO said:
A lot of parents think its their absolute right to have kids when in actual fact its a privellage.
Agreed. And what's worse is that society, business and central government pamper to them. I always make a point in parking my dog shit in the mother & child bays at the supermarket :}
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
DIRTY SANCHEZ said:
RHINO said:
A lot of parents think its their absolute right to have kids when in actual fact its a privellage.
Agreed. And what's worse is that society, business and central government pamper to them. I always make a point in parking my dog shit in the mother & child bays at the supermarket :}

ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
I will not bite..... I will not bite !!!! It's almost closed season for fishing, isn't it ?? :h
 

derek kelly

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Just got back from Amsterdam, and one thing we noticed while we were there was although we only saw three dogs in our time there nearly every street had large amounts of dog shit, so not only do you have to watch for mad cyclists but also slippy brown stuff.
 
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D.S.

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derek kelly said:
Just got back from Amsterdam, and one thing we noticed while we were there was although we only saw three dogs in our time there
that's 'cos they're all busy making porn films %$fan :}
 
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