attempted mugging today

[Fat Bert]

Bless!!!

As promised!!

 

[Zoffo]

Got to be this weeks caption comp. What's she saying

"gerroff me foot"

 

[Barsteward]

Got to be this weeks caption comp. What's she saying

"gerroff me foot"

"If it had been an inch shorter babe i'd have been a woman"

 

[KevKing]

I'm sure if you ask the police nicely they will give you a glossy "victims of crime" booklet and a big hug - so much for upholding the law in todays Britain. At least U gave 'em a scare. Good on you m8 :yo:

 

[derek kelly]

It is good that we can make light after the event, but when you think of the implications of what happened, as Ian says local people regard these twats as a joke, but they will get fed up of being a joke, and WILL arm themselves, then when someone does get harmed, the locals will be blaming the police, it is time these scumbags were dealt with now, Ian I'm glad that you are ok, but I can imagine thinking about it afterwards will have shaken you up a bit, make no mistake one day these bastards will hurt someone,
I make no apologies for getting in serious mode but on a different day someone I regard as a friend could have been seriously hurt or worse.



Now on a lighter note that woman is saying "Ian you don't sweat much for a fat bloke"

 

[chuffmeister]

they were actually after the gold ticket cos they thought Ian was an Oompa Loompa.

Givvus the gold chocolate bar and take us to Willy

Colud have been worse,

Givvus the willy and take us up the gold chocolate bar

I know %$fan$%3un:neenaw:

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