attempted mugging today

[ianrobbo1]

couldn't believe it!! this afternoon I'm just putting me trolley back onto the truck, and a little voice says off to one side of me, "gimme yer money" I turned around and two 15/16 year old scrotes stood either side of me,!! WOT!! says I glaring at the kid that spoke before, gimme yer money, he says again,!!
what would you do??
Me I told him to "F" off, the little twat only swings at me,!! so I grabbed him by the neck and threw him at his mate,and away they go, running like "gazelles", a woman walking by said "those two" I don't know why they keep trying that, they normally get beaten up,!!!
apparently they try this trick regularly and everyone regards them as a joke, :bang: some joke if they cop for and "oldie" and he/she has a heart attack, whats it all coming to,???

 

[Coggy]

Or somebody will beat them up properly...

Or next week they'll try armed robbery...

 

[Supabird1100]

Did you actually HAVE any money to give 'em, Ian ???? :violin:

 

[CbrDavE]

Hope you did'nt break any of thier bones Ian,





just bruisees, torn muscles, stretched sinue, ripped clothing, and a dam good kicking!


:bow:

 

[gypsy]

i bet they s**t themselves when they heard your theme tune played on the truck radio?

 

[SILVERONE]

Perhaps you should change your name to Ianrobme2 :neenaw:

 

[richard]

little scrotes you should have been wearing steel toecaps ian :shooter:



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[Scalesy]

If they had said "give us all your piss" you could just have said "too late its already taken"

 

[stan the man]

Did you actually HAVE any money to give 'em, Ian ???? :violin:

it's ALL going on his garage

 

[stan the man]

i bet they s**t themselves when they heard your theme tune played on the truck radio?

ROFLMAO

 

[ianrobbo1]

I had about ?2.50 on me and a "LOT" in the safe on the truck, :dunno: it wasn't a case of "breaking bones/slaughtering anyone", :dunno: everything "just happened" I suppose things could have been very different if say one of em had a knife, or any sense,!!
I'm no "hard nut" and the scrote will just have a bruise or two, I'm more concerned that this woman didn't think it was owt unusual with these two!!!
and as for "taking the piss" at least I kept me own hair on Scalesy, :f
and yes it did "shake me" a bit, angry at first then disbelief and after a bit concern "IF" etc, :dunno:
and a lot later thought it "funny" in a wierd sort of way!!

 

[Codbasher]

Ian, I do hope you did not hurt them in any way, or upset them by calling them nasty names!! Or they could take you to court, for every penny and the legal system would be on thier side. :yo:


Dont you just love the UK

 

[bitontheside]

There's one ring Robbo - you weren't gonna run after them were ya? :neenaw:

 

[R2B2]

and the legal system would be on thier side.

Fuck the stoopid legal system. You ought to have smacked him right in the mooey Ian. 'orrible little gets. c7u8

Of course, it was the right thing to do wasn't it, taking discipline off the teachers..... this is an example of the disregard it produces :bang:

 

[Stevebrooke]

Tell us where you were Ian, so we can all avoid it (or go there with the intention of seeing if we can get 'em going as well). Sounds like fun.

 

[ianrobbo1]

There's one ring Robbo - you weren't gonna run after them were ya? :neenaw:

bloody right I wernt, they didnt get owt, :dunno:
BTW Ive got cross country medals (running) at county level, and although Im a "little" overweight, a couple of hundred yards isnt out of my range!! :f :f

 

[Zoffo]

Me niether....as long as they're not all one after the other

 

[ianrobbo1]

:bow: :bow: :}

 

[Fat Bert]

&^&?%%$?%$&$?&%$%?$%?$&

..........Ive got cross country medals (running) at county level, and although Im a "little" overweight.................

Fooking hell Ian

Understatement of the decade that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can feel a photochop piccie coming back - back soon!

 

[Cyclops]

Ian

dont know which has shocked me more your attempted mugging or

































The fact that Gyppo has learned how to attach a zipped wav file







Just glad you were not harmed in any way.



Ian