Assen - the Pictorial Evidence~~~~~~~~~!!

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Started at Jon's home - complete with new quick release wheels!

 

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Assen 2

Fits the front wheel as well!!

 

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Assen 3

First drink-stop....saw Jon's Power Rangers Beer Lorry - colour co-ordination or what???

 

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Assen 4

On board the ferry - and the plotting starts!!!

 

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Assen 5

Ive been spotted - so plotting thickens

 

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Assen 6

We found the "at sea" bar and Jon holds a prayer-meeting

 

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Assen 7

Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth eh?????

Notice the Fosters Advert on the wall??

He who drinks Australian....shags Australian!!

 

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Assen 8

Arrive @ Calais - rooms checked - beer hunt!! and did we find beer or what!!

 

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Assen 9

and find beer we did - loads of it - we took over the local bar - and pool table.

Well with Taff as "minder" nobody's going to argue

Notice Shrops "evil eyes" LOL

 

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Assen 10

Post beers - we went in search of "kebabs" - only took us 20 metres

Sure it was those fries that made me ill [nothing to do with the amount of beer]

 

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Assen 11

Fed and "watered" we ventured forth - in search of more beer!

We found this bar - drank faster than the Landlord could fill them - last we saw was him searching for a new barrell!!

Midlands Massis rule!!!

So they presented a silver trophy to us as "Beer Champions"

 

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Assen 12

Beer Champions???

Well all except this French Geezer who took a fancy to Moog

Something to do with overhearing about Moogs "Very Special Credit Card"

This bloke was pissed - very well pissed - and wanted to take Moog home for a night of French Chutney Ferretting.

Norice the way Moog plays hard to get???

Tres Bon M'sieur!!

 

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Assen 13

Moog decides to "play it safe"

Refuses to go to the loo - BUT natures take's it's own course and on the way back to the Hotel - Moog decides to "water the wheelie bins"

In fact it's the closest that Moog got to a wheelie all bloody weekend

:f :f :f

 

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Assen 14

Following morning and Shrops decides to have an early morning game of "Hokey Cokey" with Lorna.

You put ya left leg in....left leg out....in....out....shake it all about...."

 

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Assen 15

En route to Holland - and yes!!!! Assen-weather

 

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Assen 16

one of many pitstops!!

 

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Assen 17

Who needs GPS???

How the hell can you get lost on a motorway??

Notice the wagon in the background?? Moog's mobile Burger Van!!

 

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Assen 18

Well it's easy when you've got Little and Large leading the pack!!!

 

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Assen 19

But we all arrived safely at Applescha, Holland - about 20 mins ride away from the TT circuit

 

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Assen 20

Home for the Midland Massif Beer Monsters