Artemis

[Fat Bert]

Merry Christmas - my gift to you!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CROSSDRESSER-...450290554QQcategoryZ58396QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[stan the man]

why are you selling them bert...







































got yerself some bigger one's have ya

 

[Wolfie]

real ones stan real ones

 

[Artemis]

No thanks, already got some 'chicken fillets' for when I want a boost.:yo:

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

More like Chicken McNuggets

100% breat meat!!

 

[Fat Bert]

and here she comes

Miss 32A....!!

 

[Artemis]

Miss 32A....!!

32B, if you don't mind!:wank:

 

[Artemis]

All the best things come in little packages, eh?

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

All the best things come in little packages, eh?

Been telling the wife that for years now!!

You been peeping again?

 

[Artemis]

Thankyou, and goodnight

 

[Fat Bert]

Don't forget

to turn the web cam off!!

 

[Jaws]

Thankyou, and goodnight

The simple answer is some folk are elegent and some are Fat Berts ! LOL !!

 

[stan the man]

that's a new one for the oxford english dictionary eh john.....























FAT BERT.....


































PRIZE :wank: :wank:


























:} k1ap :} k1ap

 

[Artemis]

Anyway, what is this fixation you have lately with my boobs, Bert?

Freud (Sigmund, not Clement) coined the phrase 'penis envy' about women, should we have a new one, 'boob envy' just for you?g0551p

 

[Artemis]

The simple answer is some folk are elegent and some are Fat Berts ! LOL !!

Why, thank you for the compliment, kind sir.

 

[Cyclops]

and the relevance to this ere BIKING forum is?


:wank: :wank: :wank: :wank:

 

[ianrobbo1]

and the relevance to this ere BIKING forum is?

hoist by his own petard!! nice one Ian!! :bow:

 

[Punchy]

Not many on this forum need them Bert..







after all....














a good percentage....














are real tits already...












:-:
.

 

[Hunter]

Not many on this forum need them Bert..
after all....
a good percentage....
are real tits already... :-:
.

....and the rest of us have either real tits or man boobs? :dunno:

 

[Artemis]

Oops, didn't notice Hunter was logged in last on me laptop.c7u8

That last post were me.................:blush: