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arse licking to the nth degree!!

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
OY!! pink knickers butt out of it you, b0x1 the "proper" girlie's are bitching!! :tosser:
handbags at dawn is it?? g0551p




no John not "your" Dawn!! :k
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
mick the knife said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Only stomped on me skull.

No no - its a fair comment!!! Done cooking and cleaning so far tonight, must be slacking!!!!!!!

have fun boyz!!!!!!!!!! h1d1ng2
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
And this is what happens when I log off for the night. The feckin sheep shaggers come out, The web foot bog dweller thinks he rules the roost and now some daft 'i like fluffy pink things' bint sticks her beak in.

Listen this is a good old fashioned BIRD slag off thread, we dont need p.c. postings. bl4hbl4h

Anyrode, where did I get to, Oh yes, Nice wheels Ian (ya lazy git).
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Oi Martin aka Captain Pugwash or Master bates, why dont you feck off and learn some geography, Norfolk does not have bogs but we do have some amazing dykes. So untill you can get your insults right, go feck spiders, little boy.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Eh?

mick the knife said:
.... Norfolk does not have bogs ....

Isn't the area known as "The Fens" ????

Are you unduly concerned with the adverse effects of Global Warming?


































Can you swim well?

LOL
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Fat Bert said:
Isn't the area known as "The Fens" ????

Are you unduly concerned with the adverse effects of Global Warming?

Can you swim well?

LOL
NOOOOOO, the Fens are in Licolnshire, we just have big dykes.
I had considered a bungalow with a sea view so I bought one in Norwich. (The thick bastids among you may need to look at a map for this to make sense, and some of you may just need putting down)
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL LOL

mick the knife said:
NOOOOOO, the Fens are in Licolnshire, we just have big dykes.
I had considered a bungalow with a sea view so I bought one in Norwich. (The thick bastids among you may need to look at a map for this to make sense, and some of you may just need putting down)


Whooooosh....hand tied lesser spotted nymph - big cast - even bigger catch

LOL LOL LOL

Sea view from Norwich - will be in 3 years time

Benefit of global warming and subsequent rise in tidal waters means at last I'll be able to get off this ere fooking sandbank!!
 

Tinytim

Registered User
martin said:
Well feck me. Ere come the dIXXRA mob crawling out from the bottom of the pond :tosser:

And dont you start Johnny five bellies, ya mancunian twat. Go and find the Hya-Bloater forum and play wi them. UsEless tossers.

And dont think these distractions have made me forget about the wakefield weasel either. Lazy git.

No Tinytim on that other place you mention ya tvat....just feckin me on here..although I do know there's a cnoot on there called Tim:tosser: ...you , you,

err...(if I knew you better I could insult you more)






p0pc0rn41
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL

Tinytim said:
No Tinytim on that other place you mention ya tvat....just feckin me on here..although I do know there's a cnoot on there called Tim:tosser: ...you , you,

err...(if I knew you better I could insult you more)






p0pc0rn41


Which converted into english mean..................??
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Tinytim said:
No Tinytim on that other place you mention ya tvat....just feckin me on here..although I do know there's a cnoot on there called Tim:tosser: ...you , you,

err...(if I knew you better I could insult you more)






p0pc0rn41

And who the fook are you. Hold on a mo, yes location Sheffield. I fookin hate sheffield. Where all the people have there eyes close together and the anthem is the sound track from Deliverance. Thats what comes of sniffing all the steel fumes over the years. For fecks sake, one person worse than a bog dweller is an inbred from sheffield.

Anyrode where is that lazy ponce from wakefield, he started this thread.

Oh and MTK, dont worry about global warming. With your web feet you can swim anywhere. Which one of ya has got the bog dweller brain cell today then p0pc0rn41 :p
 

mick the knife

Registered User
martin said:
Oh and MTK, dont worry about global warming. With your web feet you can swim anywhere. Which one of ya has got the bog dweller brain cell today then p0pc0rn41 :p
Nothing worries me, least of all a northern twat with a fecking rowing boat whinging about global warming. The only good thing about it is the north will become a separate island, so all the shit heads living in it can fight, and bugger themselves to death, hang on, dont they do that now?
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Oh and I almost forgot. Wheres that fat bloater of a sheep shagger. You know who you are. Then again he's from Derby 3ck04 Oi chunky stop trying to feckin hide, even a bus is to narrow for you to hide behind. Come on ya baboon or have I got to chuck a few monkey nuts down for ya.
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
mick the knife said:
Nothing worries me, least of all a northern twat with a fecking rowing boat whinging about global warming. The only good thing about it is the north will become a separate island, so all the shit heads living in it can fight, and bugger themselves to death, hang on, dont they do that now?

Yes and were fookin proud of it. g0nn3 p0pc0rn41 Next question???
 

mick the knife

Registered User
martin said:
Yes and were fookin proud of it. g0nn3 p0pc0rn41 Next question???
Been up north several times, allways proud when people realize I dont live there.
Next question is were you born this fecking dim or do you get up early and practice and is it your own gob you blast off with or are you breaking it in for an idiot.
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Feckin ell, are you still here. Its dark outside, thought thats when all pond life went out to feed.
 

mick the knife

Registered User
martin said:
Its dark outside, thought thats when all pond life went out to feed.
What the feck are you on, can only came back with a nancyboy's one liner. When northeners go quite isn't that when they spit the dummy and get punchy cos they cant think of anything clever to say?:dunno:



































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