• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

Around a while yet ..sorry !

Jaws

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Proly gonna put the mockers on myself now, but due to a financial deal I am entering into I had to have a medical today ( cos before Christmas I was diagnosed with extremely high BP and almost Morbidly obese ( I went up from an average 15 stone to 19 when I gave up smoking )

Wellll, today my BP was down to 140/85 pulse rate 68, and now down to 17 stone .. Still a fat bastard but still heading in the right direction !

Quack was like a little happy bunny... He gave me a clean bill of health and said chances are I would make it to the end of the week at least LOL !

So folks, looks like I shal be around to bore you all shitless for a little while yet ! :neenaw: :neenaw: :k
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
bugger :xm :xm :xm

still a fat git at 17 stone

signed

slim 14 stone something chap :neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw:
 

Jaws

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After ballooning to 19 stone 17 st feels quite svelt believe me !
But 15 st is where I wanna be !
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
thank fook Ive never been up to 15 stone, or anywhere near, :rolleyes: well done in getting down to 17 John,!! :bow: oh!! and giving up the cancer sticks,!!
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
wots up Bertie, not having a "sicky" today then?? :rolleyes: oh!! sorry your self employed arnt you,!! no sick pay!! :} :f
 
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Coggy

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Don't buy any green bananas yet though...

%$fan
 
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Coggy

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Coggy said:
Don't buy any green bananas yet though...

%$fan
No but he'd get to contemplate his own mortality whilst waiting for them to ripen...
 
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