Copied from a prison memories group. Very funny in my opinion, and a little insight into what it's like sometimes.
Next Thursday evening please show your appreciation for Prison staff. If you could spend one minute kicking your doors, shouting abuse at anyone who goes by, asking a passer by to get you some burn from next door and maybe even shit into a newspaper and throw it out the window, prison staff past and present will feel respected.
If you hear a "GET OFF YOUR FUCKING DOOR" then you know it's been warmly received by an appreciative neighbour.
Next Thursday evening please show your appreciation for Prison staff. If you could spend one minute kicking your doors, shouting abuse at anyone who goes by, asking a passer by to get you some burn from next door and maybe even shit into a newspaper and throw it out the window, prison staff past and present will feel respected.
If you hear a "GET OFF YOUR FUCKING DOOR" then you know it's been warmly received by an appreciative neighbour.