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Anyone else think Sure deodorant is now a rip off ?

Jaws

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Dont like roll ons.. just feel like a sticky mess !!

Wearing a bonnet on the otherhand does not feel like a sticky mess 8rfl@
 

Pow-Lo

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Oddly enough I was thinking exactly the same this evening

Does not even work for a whole working day.. useless crap ( especially how good it used to be )

Sanex roll-on, just over a quid in Mozzers and lasts about six weeks. Don't stop you sweating (nothing really does) but it does stop you buzzing.

John has a dhoby waller.

What, like Bob Marley and the Wallers? :-0)

Dont like roll ons.. just feel like a sticky mess !!

Roll-ons rule @tu*. Zero waste, half the weight and take up half the space in my toilet bag, which is important with the amount of travel I do (and they don't stretch my toilet bag either, which is paramount when the bastard thing cost ?250!).
 

Jaws

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Just mailed lever brothers.. see what they say about the shite they are peddling
 

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Roll ons are shite, they make your under arm hairs stick together, they rip out the hairs which stick to the ball (the one one the roller) if you leave them for a while they need freeing with WD40, you don't know when they are empty.

Lynx is probably the best or axe which is lynx for the foreign market but a bit cheaper than lynx.
 
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Red Mick

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Does no one else use Castrol R these days?

Wasn't it Queen Victoria who said "I get a bath once a week, whether I need it or not"? :yo:
 

Jaws

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Close but it was Queen Lizzy one who is believed to have said it @tu*
 

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Lynx really does work.

I tried Lynx Africa last week and within 20 minutes, I was homeless, starving and covered in flies :-0)
 

Tinytim

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Sanex roll-on, just over a quid in Mozzers and lasts about six weeks. Don't stop you sweating (nothing really does) but it does stop you buzzing.



What, like Bob Marley and the Wallers? :-0)



Roll-ons rule @tu*. Zero waste, half the weight and take up half the space in my toilet bag, which is important with the amount of travel I do (and they don't stretch my toilet bag either, which is paramount when the bastard thing cost ?250!).

Christ, that's a very revealing gay post Pow-LO.

Bet you wear Barry Ryan shoes too ya fekkin tart. I think I now know what you look like. Maritime Investigator my arse, more like travelling Hairdresser/Stylist. p0pc0rn41

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Pow-Lo

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Roll ons are shite, they make your under arm hairs stick together, they rip out the hairs which stick to the ball (the one one the roller) if you leave them for a while they need freeing with WD40, you don't know when they are empty.

Then trim your arm pit hair! I do. Fucked if I want to walk around looking like I've got Don King in a headlock.

As for knowing when they're empty, you have got to be kidding me! Roll-ons contain liquid. Er, shake the bloody thing and that should give you a clue! :bang:

And if use them regular, like on a daily basis, they tend not to jam up.

Muppet :-0)

p0pc0rn41

Christ, that's a very revealing gay post Pow-LO.

Bet you wear Barry Ryan shoes too ya fekkin tart. I think I now know what you look like. Maritime Investigator my arse, more like travelling Hairdresser/Stylist.

Almost, but no cigar. Maybe a Woodbine.

The hairdresser/stylist is my weekend number, if I'm not holed up in some dodgy country somewhere.

I do fashion consultancy too and they fuckin' we'll need me out here, I can tell you, oh yes, especially the women. They haven't even grasped the simple, most basic concept, that their shoes are supposed to match their handbags! Fuckin' Philistines, the lot of 'em. At least most of the men have worked out that their belts are required (yes Timmy, "required". It's the law) to match their shoes.

And I don't wear those shoes either. Urgh, they are so seventies.



Morning Timmy w;;v
 

ianrobbo1

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When you changing that heffer on your sig Mr Plow ?? a 70's slapper that probably weighs in at 30+ stone now!! :dunno:
 

Pow-Lo

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When you changing that heffer on your sig Mr Plow ?? a 70's slapper that probably weighs in at 30+ stone now!! :dunno:

She's not a heffer, she's a proper burd that looks like a burd with boobies, hips and an arse, you poof!
 

jono49

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No!...... the signature pic must stop @tu* Proper woman that is, she's got the lot! even a nice pouch, and who's Robbo kidding? if in his wildest dreams he got within a foot of the promised land, he'd go off like a burst water main, and she'd look like she'd been hit by a large yoghurt pot!!!! :-0)
 

noobie

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72 hours my arse, what it did do for 72 hours was make my armpits stick like a bush tucker trial
 

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reading about various trials and tribulations re deoderant
I decided to get myself a few new cans to try


I went into the chemist and said 'Do you have any deorderant'
The chemist replied 'Ball or aerosol?'
I said "No ....... its actually for my armpits !"



8rfl@



Ok I will get my coat
 

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Continuing this magnificent thread, I have just bought 6 Lynx Africa stick deodorants online saving over 40% on Superdrug price.

Why wouldn't you?
 

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Continuing this magnificent thread, I have just bought 6 Lynx Africa stick deodorants online saving over 40% on Superdrug price.

Why wouldn't you?

Not from Ebay I hope...?? :eek:
 

Jaws

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Ooohhh ! Necroposting.. how very novel
 

Cougar377

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Ooohhh ! Necroposting.. how very novel
Necroposting....that's a new word on me so I did a bit of googling and came up with this....


"A necroposter is a poster who is old and abandoned and considered 'dead' for a while...who no longer serves any purpose but is bumped back up to the top of the forum posters by posting in an old and long forgotten thread"
 

ianrobbo1

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Necroposting....that's a new word on me so I did a bit of googling and came up with this....


"A necroposter is a poster who is old and abandoned and considered 'dead' for a while...who no longer serves any purpose but is bumped back up to the top of the forum posters by posting in an old and long forgotten thread"
I bloody knew he was some kind of necrophiliac, just didn't know what type!! :D
 

Cougar377

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I bloody knew he was some kind of necrophiliac, just didn't know what type!! :D

Nooooooooooooooooooo..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I have nightmares tonight I'll know who's to blame.... :eek:
 
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