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Another Pillock on a push iron

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Walking up to a local park with Grandkids, pushing the youngest in her buggy we were walking on the right hand side of the path as the left is clearly marked as a cycle path.
Mr I can do what I like comes hurtling towards us on our side, at the last minute just as I'm about to take avoiding action he swings over to the cycle path side & mutters something unintelligible, as the kids were with me I couldn't even swear at the moron & just had to let it go.
I'm still seething.
 

Stevebrooke

Knee up, wheel down
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Perhaps he said "goodness me, I'm on the wrong bit of the path, I'd better move across".
 

sr71caspar

B̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶
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Did you not have a stick with you, that you were going to knock down conkers for the grandkids, which accidentally got tangled in the twunts front spokes?
 

slim63

Never surrender
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I had very similar a long time ago when my kids were small, a sidestep & flat of the hand to his chest saw the pillock suspended in mid air before falling on his stupid arse (y) me & the kids wandered off while he was still trying to catch his breath & work out wtf just happened :D
 
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