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Another dumb design

Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by andyBeaker, Sep 6, 2019.

  1. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Range Rover Evoque.

    The size of Herefordshire and the carrying capacity of a motorbike.

    "Can we go in yours, can't take my Evoque as we can only get one case in the boot".

    Genius.
     
  2. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Not as bad as the Ford S max, 7 seats, ideal if you’ve got kids but no good if you want to carry the baggage that goes with kids.
     
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  3. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    How odd
    Darrell bought a late Evo about a month ago
    Used it to drop the wives off at the airport ..... 3 women and six cases... no problem
     
  4. sr71caspar

    sr71caspar B̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ Club Sponsor

    Range Rover Ewok is basically a Landrover Freelander with a body kit and an inflated price.
     
  5. sr71caspar

    sr71caspar B̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ Club Sponsor

    Darrell has 3 wives!!? :eek:
     
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  6. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Doesn't every one ?
     
  7. sr71caspar

    sr71caspar B̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ Club Sponsor

    Fook that!


    1 mither-in-law is bad enough:couch:
     
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  8. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Why did he buy a dead car?
     
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  9. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Cos it was priced low and came with a wooden box and a small plot of land
     
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  10. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Well, it must be me John.

    One large hard shell suitcase stood upright and the boot was pretty full. Obviously stuff could be crammed round the edges but that was it.

    Not sure it would take a set of golf clubs, the official standard for boot size.:rolleyes:
     
  11. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Thats nuts Andy. I can only presume there are different models or something
     
  12. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Maybe.

    Or the three ladies only travelled with a handful of thongs between them......

    :eeeeek:
     
  13. eddyace595

    eddyace595 Old Hand Club Sponsor

    Range Rover Evoque......Girls car...just like Minis and Fiat 500s..
     
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  14. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Oh.. you have met them then :)
     
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  15. Minkey

    Minkey Ok it was me Club Sponsor

    is it just me or does the evo look like it has been squashed. The roof line doesn't look right :drive:
     
  16. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Just to add to the comedy of the cup holder size boot, the owner, a good friend of mine, spent about an hour moaning about how he can't afford to retire before telling me he didn't have room for luggage in his 2019 Evoque....
     
  17. Squag1

    Squag1 Can't remember.... Club Sponsor

    I was leaving car park to see two women arriving with a very big carton (avoided the word box). They approached a Mercedes SLK 200. I wondered how this was going to work.
    So did they.........I didn't wait to see.
    No way was it going to fit.
     
  18. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    At least the merc does what it says on the tin ie it is a sports car the size of a toenail not designed for carrying anything other than a small selection of clean thongs.
     
  19. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    I've got a mountain bike in the boot of our RX8.
    Stopped a few people in their tracks when I lifted it out, put the wheels on and rode off...!
     
  20. Minkey

    Minkey Ok it was me Club Sponsor

    I used to have a mark1 Mazda MX5 and and one day had to try and fit 4 planters into it and on another occasion had to squeeze in a display unit and husband:car:
     

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