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ANOTHER BIRD DOWN

stan the man

you are not capable
yes it's true :eek: bird went over today when a fookin woman reversed into it knocking it over onto it's r/h side :B . :mad:
damage done includes:-

lower r/h fairing panel badly scratched and holed
both mirrors scratched
new footpeg scratched
new scorpion can scratched around bandings
light scratches to upper fairing
bar end[was scraped but has gone missing for some un-explained reason,maybe worked loose and fell out ??]
r/h brake lever scratched and slightly bent
one jaws shroom scratched,but probably saved bird from even more damage

sat in the cafe at llandovery enjoying a cuppa when two women got into a renault megane.she had about 8-9 feet between her and my bird,and about 10-12 feet between her and the car in front.....more than enough room to just pull out on lock,but NO,she needs more room,so precedes to reverse back,back....so i jump up and shouts WOOOAAAHH FORFUKSAKE,...to late.she was very apologetic..."i couldn't see it"she said 8l1nd after all,it is[NOT]a small motorbike :dunno: isn't it.
anyway,got her details etc,so will speak to my insurance tomorrow[honda]and see how it goes :cry:

yours upset :puke:

stan
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
STANLEY

That another fine mess you've gotten into......

WOMEN + CARS = Nightmares :bandit:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
should of feckin kicked the shit out of her car and called it quits.


hope all goes well with the robbers.
 
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frenchuk

Guest
Big fat hairy bollocks... then again you have consolation in knowing that she admitted it, her insurance will pay for everything and no bone crushed... still, bollox!
 

stan the man

you are not capable
Supabird1100 said:
Shit !!!....What a bummer, Stan.

Hope the insurance company comes through for yer Mate.

yeh steve,hope so to.she's insured with tesco insurance,and i don't know much about them :dunno: but shouldn't be a problem as she's admitted liability.i have a few witnesses to the accident,and have their details so that should help.

BTW like the new bike mate,better than a hardly anyday :}

stan :beer:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
Wolfie said:
should of feckin kicked the shit out of her car and called it quits.


hope all goes well with the robbers.

could have done wolfie,but rather get my bird fixed mate
 
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Paddy Dougan

Guest
Bad luck Stan,
at least you wern't on it at the time!
West End read worst end!!!!!

:xm

paddy
 
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mikew

Guest
Rhino ...

RHINO said:
That another fine mess you've gotten into......

WOMEN + CARS = Nightmares :bandit:


No, no, no ........... :t

women + ANYTHING = Nightmares


they know their place, and should stay there.
 

stan the man

you are not capable
mikew said:
No, no, no ........... :t

women + ANYTHING = Nightmares


they know their place, and should stay there.

hope thats another fookin planet,say mars venus etc etc :rolleyes:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
cheers everyone.......

cheers everyone,will keep you informed of progress............watch this space :violin:

:beer: stan
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
mmmmm

mikew said:
No, no, no ........... :t

women + ANYTHING = Nightmares


they know their place, and should stay there.

Women know their place OK, thats why their feet are smaller than mens.........so they can stand closer t the sink.

Its true, sinks were designed for the average woman, i was trying to do the washing up but my back was murdering me as i'm 6'2" now EMMA is 5'2" and just the right height for doing the pots :yo:
Who says we're equal :dunno:





















Coat...................wallet.....................plane......................whooooosh
 
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Kevxx

Guest
Thats a fooking nightmare Stan. still at least you were'nt sitting on it at the time eh! :bang: :bang: :bang:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
just got the estimate for the repairs through.............?1050.17p :eek: of which ?120 is labour,ah well her insurance is paying so what do i care :neenaw: plus i'm gonna get a loan bike while mine is off the road[so to speak]so just gotta wait until her insurance gives the go-ahead,and shouldn't be to much longer after :bow:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
receiving loan bike tomorrow..........a 600 bandit :xm brand new,never been thrashed...........soon change that :} seriously though,will make me realise how good the bird really is :bow: :bow: :yo: :yo:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
yeeeeeeehaaaaaa.............

just picked up the bird after all the damaged bits being replaced :bow: only waiting for the new 'shrooms[from 1200 pete]and all i back as was.and just to show my appreciation,i'm gonna treat her to clear front indicator lenses and silver bulbs and a special wash and polish just to show her how much i've missed her :blush:
 
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