And so the end begins

[Malone]

Retractable legs?

 

[Jaws]

I am guessing you are a short arse then mate?

Not really.. 5ft 10" and a bit
But I do have ducks disease .. Short legs and long body

 

[slim63]

But I do have ducks disease .. Short legs and long body

Proper made me laugh that one

Can you save me all the bits you cut off the bottom of your trousers as mine are never long enough having a 34 inside leg

 

[Cougar377]

Proper made me laugh that one

Can you save me all the bits you cut off the bottom of your trousers as mine are never long enough having a 34 inside leg

Patchwork denims. You've just reminded me that I owned a pair once... long ago.
I'm about to get my head down for the night with that memory going round my head

I'll have nightmares .

Thanks..... You feckin' twat..!