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Fat Bert

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celebrity wise on the Cat and Fiddle!!

Caption anyone?

or should that be Captain anyone?
 

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Allan1

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Seaman Stains...

But dont worry, it'll come out in the wash. (coastal joke)

BUzz
 
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skippy

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Ooooo aaarrrr where be Master Bates then :dunno:
 
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skippy

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Clive said:
....but it's a tradition to keep myths going, and fun!


And why let the facts get in the way of a good yarn :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
YAWN YAWN

If you look on the Mission Accomplished page under MATLOCK or FISHPOND you'll see that I put similar pics on there on Saturday.....

Bert your a thieving twot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get your own idea saddo. :f


















GOTCHA BACK Fudge Boy. man8um
 
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frenchuk

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alright Clive and Skippy smarty pants, I thought that I would enlighten you misguided souls but please yourselves and keep venturing on the path of fantasy! :-:
 
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skippy

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frenchuk said:
alright Clive and Skippy smarty pants, I thought that I would enlighten you misguided souls but please yourselves and keep venturing on the path of fantasy! :-:


Too late for enlightenment Pierre for I have seen the truth:






1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6. Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10. Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
18. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
19. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
20. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
22. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
24. Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
25. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.
 
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frenchuk

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:lol: :lol: freaking excellent mate!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :yo: :bow:
 
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HeavensFire

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Quote!

Little boy, behind, says................ "Buggar this.........?!" :eek:

Captain Pugugly, says................ "Me next, me next.....!! :lol:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Rhino~~~~~~

RHINO said:
GOTCHA BACK Fudge Boy

One day you will be fit to face the world grasshopper












































until then just shut the *** up lightweight!!

Enjoy ya ice cream did you?
 

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