Alternative Friday puzzle......

[R2B2]

After being in pain for some time Simon sought professional help. The Doctor advised immediate treatment. Following treatment Simon suffered ongoing bleeding and further pain but was delighted. Simon had two body parts removed.


What type of university degree did the Doctor graduate with, and what body parts were removed??

 

[Murt]

Did they let him eat ice cream after the op?
soothes the surrounding area I'm told. And the specialist would have been an E.N.T man ( or woman).

Close...?
Murt

 

[derek kelly]

Tonsillectomy?

 

[bitontheside]

Piles?

 

[marcusfordus]

Doctorate

in law, and lost an arm and a leg in the divorce

 

[bitontheside]

Teeth? :dunno:

 

[R2B2]

Close...?

'fraid not!

Tonsillectomy?

'fraid not again!

in law, and lost an arm and a leg in the divorce

Brilliant answer lol!! Better than the real one as it happens. So - 'fraid not again!

 

[ianrobbo1]

dentist, teeth removed Steve wright this afternoon!! :f :f

 

[R2B2]

Well done Ian........... NOT!

The idea was to try and work it out really........ bet you wuz an 'orrible git at school too

 

[bitontheside]

Well done Ian........... NOT!

The idea was to try and work it out really........ bet you wuz an 'orrible git at school too

Oi - I said teeth first! :cry:

 

[R2B2]

Oi - I said teeth first!

Ah, but you didn't answer both parts of the question.

I keep saying about speed reading but you folks just won't have it....

 

[bitontheside]

" Miss, ianrobbo is copying, miss"

 

[ianrobbo1]

" Miss, ianrobbo is copying, miss"

snitch!! just you wait till play time BOTS!!

 

[bitontheside]

snitch!! just you wait till play time BOTS!!

very nearly a lager/keyboard moment.

 

[derek kelly]

Adenoids ????