ALARMS - INSURANCE APPROVED

[SECURITY ADVISOR]

If you need any advice/parts for your existing Thatcham Approved alarm, contact ITM Ltd on 0870 4443199 itmgroup@ukonline.co.uk.

We also provide a nationwide mobile service for the installation of all insurance approved systems. We will try and help you, even if there is nothing in it for us.

 

[XXscraper]

Who's this?

Thought this was an BIRD Owners web site :rant:

 

[birdinflight]

HMMMMMMMMMMM!!!?????

Where's Fat Bert when you want him??? Not sure if I like touting for personal business straight off in first post:t

Would have been better introducing yourself first??? We like people who help, but not those who help themselves

 

[SECURITY ADVISOR]

Touting for business.........mmmmmm - we do this by paying ?1200 a week in MCN. Offering free advice on alarms already fitted to Birds will not bring in the ?????'s. My bet is, there are many owners without operation instructions, certificate of installations etc, for their current alarm and a similar amount with problems that could be solved with our input. We posted a similar message on a media site 7 days ago and have already helped out several bikers.........Its true that we would hope to obtain some profitable business when they buy their next bike. Our help is available FOC if anyone wants it...its your call.

 

[Doc Savage]

Membership will be imeadiately revoked

after we have all saved the link.:}


Now just waiting for Bert to say.......



Poof and if by magic.

 

[XXscraper]

Indead

Yeah, and could have had a bit more imagination with the forum name like maybe XXalarms or Bird protector but SECURITY ADVISOR in caps, bit in your face.

1/10 Must try harder

 

[birdinflight]

Security advisor.........

I don't object to you helping any of the members but it would have been courteous to perhaps start in your initial post by saying something along the lines of :

'Hi, I am new here, I own a Bird/I don't own a bird, but I work for/ own a company called such and such and would like to offer my services if any of you guys need help with tech help/ purchasing...alarms'

Much friendlier.............as that is what we are here

:beer:

 

[XXscraper]

oh oh

Your not going to let Bert AKA Sadam out of his cage are you - has he been fed yet?

Make sure you give him the crunchy mixer with his next salesman as he gets a bit grouchy otherwise. :lick:

 

[SECURITY ADVISOR]

Its a shame you didn't pick up the phone to find out our genuine intent!!!!!!! You seem to be suggesting that we should have been devious rather than upfront and "in your face".....strange logic! No problem in withdrawing the offer. Apologies if any offence caused.

 

[XXscraper]

Only joshing

Don't take it so badly, you should hear the stuff Fat bert comes out with. This isn't really a BIRD site it's a take the p!$$ forum really.

We won't set Fatious bertus on you really :m

 

[SECURITY ADVISOR]

birdinflight......

I am new to chat rooms and quite obviously I am not used to the etiquette involved.

We a friendly here too!

Seriously, if you don't think our offer would be usefull to the membership. I will disgracefully withdraw!

NK

 

[SECURITY ADVISOR]

XXscraper.......


fragile ego expossed - but gentle in future.

Who the hell is fat bert? Perhaps I shouldn't ask!

NK

 

[fat bert]

Someone called ~~??

Now then now then girls!!

Nice to see an arguement that wasn't started by me!!!

Welcome Security Advisor to our BIRD forum. I hope that you have many hours amusement in here.

Looked at your profile - what bike do you ride?

Anyone who offers help to other members is always welcome here - regardless of whether there is financial gain or not.

It might have been a little more subtle Sec Advisor to have introduced yourself first buy [hey] that's life!!!

Welcome to the Madhouse

 

[SECURITY ADVISOR]

Birdinflight & xxscraper.......

thanks for the mauling......got to sign off.

I Hope to spar better next time!

NK

 

[XXscraper]

well

Have a look through some of the posts if you like and you will soon learn of FB. If you mistakenly see one of his pictures try to induce vomiting .

uke:

 

[birdinflight]

security advisor

I wouldn't have thought you were being devious by introducing yourself first.............Hey its a bit like sex, unless your'e fat bert........you don't say hey girl, I have a huge......, want to ..........!

Okay Okay, you might!!!

You sort of gradually get round to it. Yes I know you would have had to do that all in the first post but that's okay! I am speaking for myself of course!!!!

Fat Bert likes it in the face anyway............:}

No offence taken, perhaps you should tell us more about YOU Do you have a huge.......................:k

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Oh-Ya done it now !!!!!!

The big cheese has arrived !!!! (Ya woken big bad bertie)
Cracker anyone????

 

[SECURITY ADVISOR]

Got to go.......fat Bert doesn't look to scary......you haven't seen my better half.

Bye

 

[fat bert]

By the Way Security Adisor~~

if you spend ?1200/week advertising in MCN, perhaps you'd like to email me and we can discuss very reasonable ad rates on this site with access to over 700 regular members?

Email....
mightyblackbird@hotmail.com

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Ya can't go now Security

It's just getting interesting !!!!!!!!!

Stay & play !!!R#? :yo: -c