Advice Needed.

[nitehawk]

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys.


I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check up on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my bike which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see who was in the car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my BBird that I noticed a nasty scrape on the left hand side of the tank!



Should I take it into the main dealer or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself, will this affect my warranty ?






Courtesy of another forum.

 

[Wolfie]

get a baglux.

 

[derek kelly]

Depends what colour the BB is if it is anything other than black get it fully resprayed.....BLACK

 

[SILVERONE]

You could try and patch it up but you'll know in your hart whats happened, she will never feel the same again when ridding her.
Get shut, trade her in for a new modle.

 

[Punchy]

Brilliant Nitehawk had me hook, line, sinker, rod and reel

:bow:

 

[blumeeni]

Hawk m8 just take the old tank and chuck it then get a nice new one to press your crotch into .Make sure you fill it to the brim at the end of every ride.

 

[reefer]

transfer all your savings to a nice little safety deposit box slowly over time depending on the amount
pay friends of friends to mug and beat the shit out of her one night , xmas or new years eve is a good time as the fuzz are busy and the date will stick in her mind for life more so and go and find yourself a nice 21 year old to play with.. fook the scratch on the bike..closely followed by divorce proceedings..and then have her mugged and beaten up again :bow: :bow: :beer:
lots of suspects down the "locals" that will do it for 300-500 a man or if your up north 10-20 quid %$fan

 

[Jaws]

Well if the bike is matt black just rub some boot polish on it.. it will never show ..
Any other colour though, and replace the tank or at least have it properly resprayed.

As to other matters.. tell her she can do what she likes but she has gotta tell you every detail as you get your rocks off like that :}

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Now that is genuinely funny!

Nice one

 

[dhekalia]

That was so funny

Good one
Marc

 

[RHINO]

Phewwwwwwwwww, thought you'd really sussed us out for a moment :bow: