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In the News Adios, Krankie!

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Breaking news! Wee Jimmy Krankie is going to resign as the Jocko's first minister.

Personally, I can't wait to see the back of the ugly, little shit.
 

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Ding dong, the witch is dead.!!

Best news in years.! Drakeford next, please...
 

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Ding dong, the witch is dead.!!

Best news in years.! Drakeford next, please...
Totally agree. That fuckwit is dragging Wales to its knees. He wasted £114 million on a review for a relief road for the M4, only to scrap the idea and impose a 50mph speed limit on a 10 mile stretch of motorway instead. No big businesses will invest here because of the (lack of) road links and congestion, instead opting for the north of England. He's too old and too out of touch. He should have gone ten years ago.

As for Sturgeon, I really am glad to see the back of her. Even her voice makes my flesh crawl. However, I was thinking about it earlier and one thought made me stop dead in my tracks; in chess, the most surprising yet powerful move ever is to sacrifice the queen. My initial thought was that her resignation would dropkick the independence bollocks into touch, but now I'm not so sure.
 

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Totally agree. That fuckwit is dragging Wales to its knees. He wasted £114 million on a review for a relief road for the M4, only to scrap the idea and impose a 50mph speed limit on a 10 mile stretch of motorway instead. No big businesses will invest here because of the (lack of) road links and congestion, instead opting for the north of England. He's too old and too out of touch. He should have gone ten years ago.

As for Sturgeon, I really am glad to see the back of her. Even her voice makes my flesh crawl. However, I was thinking about it earlier and one thought made me stop dead in my tracks; in chess, the most surprising yet powerful move ever is to sacrifice the queen. My initial thought was that her resignation would dropkick the independence bollocks into touch, but now I'm not so sure.
I see he's also pulled the plug on future road projects. The man's in need of a 9mm lobotomy.

I hope her resignation isn't part of a grand rethink of SNP strategy. I think she's too arrogant to believe that she's actually replaceable and the real reason is actually that they pressured her to go before she does anymore damage to the SNP's reputation (if that's possible).
I would put money on Kate Forbes as the favourite. She's like a younger and better looking version of the Krankie. Her one saving grace is that she isn't keen on all the transgender legislation up there due to being a devout Christian.
 

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I see he's also pulled the plug on future road projects. The man's in need of a 9mm lobotomy.

I hope her resignation isn't part of a grand rethink of SNP strategy. I think she's too arrogant to believe that she's actually replaceable and the real reason is actually that they pressured her to go before she does anymore damage to the SNP's reputation (if that's possible).
I would put money on Kate Forbes as the favourite. She's like a younger and better looking version of the Krankie. Her one saving grace is that she isn't keen on all the transgender legislation up there due to being a devout Christian.
Indeed. I was hoping he'd announce his resignation after his wife passed away last month. I don't think our reputation could be damaged much further but the WRU seem to have other ideas.

Last thing we need is any other version of Sturgeon! And let's face it, it's not hard to be better looking than her. Her nickname in school was Seaweed; so ugly, even the tide wouldn't take her out.
 

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Is there another Scottish MP who is named after a fish ?

the last one was Sturgeon

Previous one was Salmon

what fish is next ??
 
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