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Aaaaagh

derek kelly

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Bev likes to watch tennis, today we had to go shopping when we came back Bev switched on the Tele to watch the tennis I sat at my computer, Bev says "I must have missed the Rusedski match" so I looked on the internet and the following conversation went like this.


Bev, "I wonder if he won"

Me, "er"

Bev, "What?"

Me, "never mind"

Bev, "What? tell me"

Me, "no, you don't want to know"

Bev, "What? have I missed something?"

Me, "well er yes & no"

Bev, "What?"

Me, "I'm not saying, you don't want to know"

Bev, "yes I do, what have I missed"

Me, "I don't mean you've missed something on ebay"

Bev,"Well what then? tell me what I've missed"

Me, "no you don't want to know"

Bev, "Yes I do now tell me"

Me, "Rusedski lost"

Bev, "You shouldn't have told me that"

Me, "Aaaaargh" :bang:
 
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