Centaur said:
We had a minor earth tremor in Kidderminster today at approximately 1609hrs... Having cheked on the forum, it occurs to me that it must have been as a direct result of Centaurs' thought......
Please can you restrain yourself from thinking, as it is causing devastation here in the midlands...Small children are running around wondering what is happening to them
I, myself, nearly dropped a 4pack of Stella Artois in Tescos as I lifted it from the fridge, which could have been disasterous.
Some woman said it was "coz of the riotin paddys", so I said. "feck off you old trollop, what do you know"??? To which she replied that I was a "rude, fat bastard" which shows she wasnt as stupid as I thought she was...ROFL
Which brings me to my fort for the day...
Shit Appens.....
More of us are doing more & more miles at faster & faster speeds, which means we are going to have "statistically" more accidents.....
Sorry, I am full of Stella Tortoise, and probably make not a lot of sense (nowt unusual there then...)
Have a good night folks,
Rolfy
:beer:
ps.. Just watched my favourite Cylon on battlestar Galactica (the latest series), so I'm off for a :wank: