Customer goes into his local shop..
Customer, " A packet of worcester sauce crisps please2
shop keeper, "Sorry they have been removed from the shelves..cancer scare"
customer, " Ok then I'll have some chinese chicken wings"
shop keeper,"sorry they are the same, cancer scare"
customer, "what you're joking how about some hamburger relish?"
shop keeper, "sorry, cancer scare"
customer,"sausage and mash?"
shop keeper, "cancer scare"
customer, "cottage pie"
shop keeper, "Ah yes, oh no cancer scare, sorry"
customer, "ok then 20 rothmans king size"
shop keeper "certainly sir that will be ?3.72p"
Customer, " A packet of worcester sauce crisps please2
shop keeper, "Sorry they have been removed from the shelves..cancer scare"
customer, " Ok then I'll have some chinese chicken wings"
shop keeper,"sorry they are the same, cancer scare"
customer, "what you're joking how about some hamburger relish?"
shop keeper, "sorry, cancer scare"
customer,"sausage and mash?"
shop keeper, "cancer scare"
customer, "cottage pie"
shop keeper, "Ah yes, oh no cancer scare, sorry"
customer, "ok then 20 rothmans king size"
shop keeper "certainly sir that will be ?3.72p"