A minimum of 8 bikes remember???

[D.S.]

Bert, what's all this 1st up the massif, 2nd up the mincers melarky??? Sort 'em out Bert, or I'll get the auditors in!
Alternatively, I'm sure I've a spare abacus somewhere I can lend your lot to help 'em count.

You'll obviously note that we (the Southern Scratchers) have, (despite numerous rideouts) not posted anything in this forum, as the conditions of the challenge included a minimum of 8 (repeat after me eight) bikes, so :neenaw: :f :}

Get ya wad ready Bert! (i.e. get the pest people to remove the moths)

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Hey Joe...Hee hee hee !!!

Bert cant blame us if he dont turn up for the advertised rides, can he ?????

We put them on the rideout forum, and give people plenty of time to sort themsilves out...

But, we seem to be let down all the time...:}

Sorry bert, but if you dont turn up, we cant be held responsible for your gambling losses....ROFL

Sorry mate, but I cant afford it..

See you in May... Maybe

Rolfy

:beer:

ps.. There were nine bikes there with us... Mark & Lorna, Jon & Anya, Neal & Alyson, Gary & Tracey, Db on his own, Me on my own, Mark & Lornas son Richard with two of his mates whose names I cant remember...See... NINE...just a point...LOL

 

[Jon and Anya]

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THEY AY BIN NO WHERE

:f :f :f

 

[D.S.]

W R O N G A G A I N

We just don't need to advertise the fact :}

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Joe's out every weekend

Riding the southern twisties with various different groups.
He even bunks off work (Bein' self employed is a marvel:} ) just so he can storm around on his machine.
The geezer seems to spend more time in the saddle than enywhere else.
Last weekend I joined in an rode 160 miles-got to Box Hill and had to go cos mi out pass had expired,so he and his mates just kept on riding till the sun went down.:-: :-:

 

[reefer]

at least we get back home in one piece and without the aid of gaffer tape:f :f :f

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Nice retort

Blinder Reefer,blinder

 

[D.S.]

No response from the mincers yet then???
Looks like they've got their own internal problems.

Rolfy my son, so how many miles did the 9 bikes complete and where's the proof mate :dunno: :}

No proof, no good mate, sorry! So, it's still 0-0 and at this rate it's gonna being going into extra time and penalties if we're not careful ! (LOL)

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Hiya mate,.......

Well,you said needed eight bikes... we had nine... And personaly I did 13 miles each way to the pub :}

To be honest, we only put it on to wind Bert & Cyclops up... seems it worked...(but too well, and not on the right people)

We could have laid claim to the other 350 bikes at the pub, but I dont think you would have fell for that anyway...ROFL

Come on then Bert ... Cough up... Joe needs his beer money...LOL

Next meet 7th May at the Wheel... (bet Bert dont show up again)

Enjoy your ridin,

Rolfy

 

[D.S.]

personaly I did 13 miles each way to the pub

Ah, those are the best ride out's mate :}

Come on then Bert ... Cough up... Joe needs his beer money

He's got until September Dave, but ya right I do need my beer money, because contrary to popular belief my chosen profession pays very poorly :B :violin:

 

[Wolfie]

yeah right joe


and my bike is a gay red one!

i rode to work today got wet , is 7 miles each way does that count????

 

[D.S.]

all together now - arhhhhhhh :violin:


Wolvey - I would join ya this coming weekend on ya run to Hastings, but the girlfreind has offered copious amounts of sex, drugs & alcohol all weekend if I take her to Paris; so Eurotunnel here we come R#? :-:

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Or ya could plum for a romantic weekend

with the girlfriend &copious amounts of sex, drugs & alcohol in Hasting.
That way ya get both words.

Or don't ya think she'll find Hastings the town ove luuuuv:dunno:

 

[shropslad]

Oi ! softies

Just for the record,,, we went to Cornwall,, which if your Geography is good is a few hundred miles from us,, we not only rode down,, but Taffy & Ros took us on 100 mile plus rideouts while we were with them,, so in three days we did over 600 miles,, which is not a lot even by our standards.

Seems to me you southern softies only know your way to Box hill anyway,, so there:f

BTW,, If you got any arguments about it see Taffy,, cos he is bigger than me.

:}

 

[Wolfie]

oi I don't know the way to box hill!! but i know the way to the lord derby....just!!!

joe mate sex get that anytime, drugs all the time, alcohol whenever you want, but hastings now that is a totally differnt matter, only once a year and it is bound to piss down as well, get to ride your fav road , yes that is the one and only A21.


plus you can get an ice cream as well.

 

[D.S.]

I'll ignore Shropslad posting 'cos he obviously done his ride out for the year!



We only "meet" at Box for the ride out & anyway, is Spain far enough for ya? (see the Jerez ride out )

Oh my god, what am I gonna do? Such a predicament. Ben & Andy have made it really tuff for me to make a balanced decision!!!

Do I stay here in the UK over this coming wet BH weekend and join the stationary crowds on the most interesting road in the south east, which will be full of old bill pulling you over for cans, plates, visors and anything else they can pull ya over for. Followed by lots of standing around (while it rains) looking for somewhere to get some fish & pomme frites and waiting for nothing in particular to happen until it's time ride back up the most interesting road in the south east once.
Or do I go to Paris with my 26 year old stunner (& Ben can vouch for that!), wine & dine in the finest restaurants in one of the most vibrant city's in Europe and later retreat to our 5 star hotel in the Jardine de Luxemburg area of Paris.

Decisions, decisions, decisions?!?!?!?

 

[Wolfie]

joe are you a man a rebel ???

or are you a sex starved bloke who wants to be covered in cream and licked all over, while she is poppping strawberries out towards you.


come on mate sort out your live!!



bikes or sex???:neenaw: :m :yo:

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Joe's new lady

& Ben can vouch for that!

She is gorgious:lick: :lick:
Your a lucky man 'Dirty':}

 

[Bubba]

Seems to me you southern softies only know your way to Box hill anyway,, so there

Yup, and thats a 210 round trip for me. Saying that I do 216 miles just to get to work and back!

 

[Bob Pinder]

Did I mention?

Recently spoke to a local (ish) bike club about joining.
They were planning a day trip to France and asked if I wanted a window or aisle seat..................................................................................................in the coach!
Needless to say I didn't bother with them anymore!!!