13 days and counting

[Fat Bert]

Bugger !!

Never thought I'd see it though

 

[bitontheside]

Let me quess - you are losing weight and you are going to see your knob?

 

[Centaur]

Are we talking

about a large move here FB :dunno:

 

[Fat Bert]

Nope!!

Wrong for both of you

Give you a clue

11.10

 

[Cyclops]

Wrong for both of you

Give you a clue

11.10

A gentle hint for you































BUS PASS g0551p

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

LOL @ "Peripheral Vision"

Close but no Cigar

 

[Allan]

Let me guess Danno, something to do with 'Five O'

Buzz

 

[Fat Bert]

Noooooooooooooo!

Let me guess Danno, something to do with 'Five O'

Buzz

Nothing to do with Hawaii Canoeing

 

[derek kelly]

Fifty one ring any bells Bert.

 

[Fat Bert]

DK

In 378 days it might Quasimodo !!

 

[Punchy]

Your missus is having a grudge baby????

 

[marcella]

Your missus is having a grudge baby????

a quick glance and i thought that read,, Your missus is having gypsy's baby????

 

[shropslad]

Birthday boy

the big 50 on the 11/10/05 is it Berty boy g0551p ,,,,,,, It my 21st on the same day m8 :}

 

[frenchuk]

Let me quess - you are losing weight and you are going to see your knob?

Impossible - I don't see Bert becoming anorexic.

 

[Jaws]

Bert is never 50 ! I thought he was at least 62 !

 

[Fat Bert]

Correct~~~~~!!!!!!

Bert is never 50 ! I thought he was at least 62 !

I'm not....yet...........all bar 12.5 days

So c'mon JAWS...........speak from personal experience.............

"What's it like to be a middle aged old bloater"????

 

[Jaws]

My god Bert, how the hell do you expect me to remember that far back !!!!

As for being a bloater.. yerrrr, its ok.. but not something I would recomend !

 

[Fat Bert]

Really~~~~~~???

He's gonna buy a mirror. One of those convex ones so he can see it as big as he thinks it was the last time he saw it.

Pot.............kettle.................noir................me thinks

 

[Coggy]

11.10

9.8
%$fan

 

[Fat Bert]

Yep!!

Don't need to see mine. Just piss and follow the stream baxck. Hey presto.

Which probably explains why you insist on wearing SHORTS all weathers and all occasions............
















saves you pissing on ya trouser legs!