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Malone

Been there, and had one
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Try pronouncing this N.Devon village - Woolfardisworthy. (Not you Jaytee)
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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Shiovawn

Try Aisling

I know a woman, Siobhan, called in US airport.......took a few announcements before she twigged it was for her.
Shyovan...? Who makes that, Volkswagen...????

Ashling.

Try "Saoirse".

 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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I know one of those, we just call her Bob .................... yes honestly she's been bob for the last 40 years at least
In the college where I worked, last year Joe went on holiday in July and Josephine checked in for classes in September.
 

slim63

Never surrender
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The one that always got me as a kid was "who do you think you are talking to?"

Answer truthfully "you mum" & I got a clip round the ear
Lie & say I don't know & I got a clip round the ear for lying

I found the best solution was not to get caught ;)
 

JayTee

Si vis pacem para bellum
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After getting a chastising from me dad “Do you want some more of that”?????????
 
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