It is with great sadness that I have to inform all my family and friends that in the early hours of this morning my much loved turkey passed away.
Due to the coronavirus situation the funeral will be held at my house, on the 25 December at 2pm.
We have a limit of 30 guests, including the turkey, at the funeral, so can you let me have numbers ASAP.
No flowers please, but if you would like to make a contribution then things such as potatoes, carrots and pigs in blankets and Spiced Rum will be gratefully recieved.
Thank you.