Naaaaahh.. The snakes swallowed all the diamonds and then that twat Patrick chased em away before the diamonds could be recoveredNo diamonds here
Naaaaahh.. The snakes swallowed all the diamonds and then that twat Patrick chased em away before the diamonds could be recoveredNo diamonds here
Er, yes there is!!No grammatical or spelling errors there.
Should finish with an exclamation mark.Fuck off.
No it should finish with a full stop because I want you to fuck off full stop.Should finish with an exclamation mark.
What are you smokingNaaaaahh.. The snakes swallowed all the diamonds and then that twat Patrick chased em away before the diamonds could be recovered
Dunno but it's good shitWhat are you smoking
Naaaaahh.. The snakes swallowed all the diamonds and then that twat Patrick chased em away before the diamonds could be recovered
Tha is an interesting one Derek. Do you need to use a punctuation mark 'full stop' after using the words 'full stop'?No it should finish with a full stop because I want you to fuck off full stop.
If you are trying to talk Yorkshire then do it proper, there is no “is” after “Tha” it’s “Thas”Tha is an interesting one Derek.
Stop stirring the shit, toss face. I haven’t slagged anyone, everyone and everything off since coming back and I haven’t moaned about much at all. Apart from that professional victim, Muckvfr800, that is. In any event he deserved it for calling me dense, cheeky bastard.Pow-lo since he came back to the uk.
Done nothing but moan and slag everything and everyone off.
Makes me wonder why he came back to this green and pleasant land.
You were very nasty about golfists.Stop stirring the shit, toss face. I haven’t slagged anyone, everyone and everything off since coming back and I haven’t moaned about much at all. Apart from that professional victim, Muckvfr800, that is. In any event he deserved it for calling me dense, cheeky bastard.
Now that I’m home and settled with Mrs P and my three Panzers, I’m very happy indeed. All I’m waiting for now is my container of stuff to arrive from Singapore. Should be in Felixstowe around 19th October and then here within a week. Unless customs find my drug stash and porn.
And only golfists (and that cheeky bastard Muckvfr800], which doesn’t exactly count as everyone and everything, Andrew.You were very nasty about golfists.
And only golfists (and that cheeky bastard Muckvfr800], which doesn’t exactly count as everyone and everything, Andrew.
Nope, only the Squareheads and Les Collaboratuers. You can also throw in terrorists and extremists, who claim to act under the Religion of Peace; doctors' receptionists; estate agents; Audi drivers; benefit scroungers; health tourists; illegal immigrants; Tony B.Liar; Cherie 'Letterbox Gob' B.Liar; Jeremy 'Traitor' Corbyn; and, entitled millenial twats. I think that's about it, but do let me know if I've forgotten anyone. In any event, it still doesn't cover everyone and everything.Plenty more if I can be bothered to trawl back.
The EU seems to ring bells......
Thas righIf you are trying to talk Yorkshire then do it proper, there is no “is” after “Tha” it’s “Thas”
You forgot your neighbours.Nope, only the Squareheads and Les Collaboratuers. You can also throw in terrorists and extremists, who claim to act under the Religion of Peace; doctors' receptionists; estate agents; Audi drivers; benefit scroungers; health tourists; illegal immigrants; Tony B.Liar; Cherie 'Letterbox Gob' B.Liar; Jeremy 'Traitor' Corbyn; and, entitled millenial twats. I think that's about it, but do let me know if I've forgotten anyone. In any event, it still doesn't cover everyone and everything.
No, I didn't. They've been forgiven because they moved their car (shared drive and they parked too close to mine) to allow me to get my baby Panzer out for a ride on Sunday.You forgot your neighbours.
I thought they couldn't have a conversation without shouting?No, I didn't. They've been forgiven because they moved their car (shared drive and they parked too close to mine) to allow me to get my baby Panzer out for a ride on Sunday.
They can't. I had to ask from 40 yards away.I thought they couldn't have a conversation without shouting?