Have a bitch Yodel

[ogr1]

Apparently they posted a parcel through my letterbox today, which is cute as it would never feckin fit.
Looked around the outside under bushes etc.... Feck all.
In a dispute with head office at the mo.

Bought a nice set of spanners from flea-Bay 32 in total, metric + imperial.
Got two 9/16th? The 5/8th was missing??
Also in dispute with the seller.

What has happened to attention to detail and customer care?

These feckin idiots are ruining everything.

 

[Squag1]

Should have bought this

 

[ogr1]

View attachment 73178
Should have bought this

Never use that crap on a bike.
Lucky if I use one on a tap.

 

[Squag1]

Never use that crap on a bike.
Lucky if I use one on a tap.

Think you missed something....

 

[ogr1]

Think you missed something....

No, I got the humour bit.

 

[ogr1]

Apparently they posted a parcel through my letterbox today, which is cute as it would never feckin fit.
Looked around the outside under bushes etc.... Feck all.
In a dispute with head office at the mo.

Bought a nice set of spanners from flea-Bay 32 in total, metric + imperial.
Got two 9/16th? The 5/8th was missing??
Also in dispute with the seller.

What has happened to attention to detail and customer care?

These feckin idiots are ruining everything.

You'll like this.
Received an email from 'Yodel'.
Very apologetic, but adamant their driver has posted the parcel at my address & I should contact the supplier for? Well, I don't really know what for as I paid the postal charge, so I'm already covered for your mistake.
Talkin of which... Yodel attached the drivers piccy of him allegedly posting said parcel through my letterbox.

Wait for it!
The pic shows a white upvc door....

Guess what? Mine is chocolate brown.


I can't feckin wait to get on the phone.

 

[andyBeaker]

You'll like this.
Received an email from 'Yodel'.
Very apologetic, but adamant their driver has posted the parcel at my address & I should contact the supplier for? Well, I don't really know what for as I paid the postal charge, so I'm already covered for your mistake.
Talkin of which... Yodel attached the drivers piccy of him allegedly posting said parcel through my letterbox.

Wait for it!
The pic shows a white upvc door....

Guess what? Mine is chocolate brown.


I can't feckin wait to get on the phone.

We need to discuss‘chocolate brown door’.

 

[ogr1]

We need to discuss‘chocolate brown door’.

Sorry... uPVC chocolate brown door.

 

[derek kelly]

Sorry... uPVC chocolate brown door.

 

[ogr1]

What? It matches my eyes.

 

[ogr1]

You'll like this.
Received an email from 'Yodel'.
Very apologetic, but adamant their driver has posted the parcel at my address & I should contact the supplier for? Well, I don't really know what for as I paid the postal charge, so I'm already covered for your mistake.
Talkin of which... Yodel attached the drivers piccy of him allegedly posting said parcel through my letterbox.

Wait for it!
The pic shows a white upvc door....

Guess what? Mine is chocolate brown.


I can't feckin wait to get on the phone.

The Mrs found the parcel 2 doors down.
Bugger.... Stole my thunder.

 

[Cougar377]

The Mrs found the parcel 2 doors down.
Bugger.... Stole my thunder.

Why didn't the neighbours bring it round.?

Every now and then a parcel of ours will be taken in by the folk round the corner with the same house number, but different street name. They're about a minutes walk away, yet we always have to knock on their door.
When we've had they're parcels left at ours then we always take them round.

 

[Squag1]

The Mrs found the parcel 2 doors down.
Bugger.... Stole my thunder.

Still a failure to perform contractual obligations.

 

[ogr1]

Why didn't the neighbours bring it round.?

Every now and then a parcel of ours will be taken in by the folk round the corner with the same house number, but different street name. They're about a minutes walk away, yet we always have to knock on their door.
When we've had they're parcels left at ours then we always take them round.

I thought that too, but the label had been folded over & you couldn't make out the house number, so he had a guess.

 

[vbird]

not Yodel but evri, driver turned up yesterday said the parcel was too big for his van so could I go to the depot (20 mile round trip) and collect it myself, my how I laughed.

 

[derek kelly]

not Yodel but evri, driver turned up yesterday said the parcel was too big for his van so could I go to the depot (20 mile round trip) and collect it myself, my how I laughed.

Evri, formerly known as Hermes are the worst couriers in the Universe, their next day delivery (paid for) is non existent how they operate without prosecution is beyond me

 

[andyBeaker]

Best delivery service is my local garden centre - bought a display model double bin store yesterday, needs delivering about three hundred yards to the rental….after a bit of negotiating the delivery driver settled on a coffee and bun in the cafe as the delivery charge.

Nice chap, spent the time telling me great stories about his time in The Royal Engineers.