Women drivers!!

[andyBeaker]

Given the current climate in the papers today, I feel this is appropriate:

This morning on the A2, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Jag doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rearview mirror, putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and, when I looked back, she was halfway over into my lane, still working on her makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily ... but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked the mobile phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the mobile phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call!

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

 

[Smix]

see - hands free phone calls really Are better

:neenaw:

 

[silverfox.xx]

Hands free phone's are brilliant if your an amputee. Should get great pleasure sticking your tongue over all the knobs (buttons to you). I have now mastered the art of rolling a fag while driving, have'nt yet managed it on a bike though.

d04l1ng

 

[Smix]

Hands free phone's are brilliant if your an amputee. Should get great pleasure sticking your tongue over all the knobs
d04l1ng

thats very presumptious of you!!

(buttons to you).

oh sorry - would make a mess of the phone though? wet and sticky??! h1d1ng2

I have now mastered the art of rolling a fag while driving, have'nt yet managed it on a bike though.

well come on mate - thats important isn't it?? c7u8

 

[silverfox.xx]

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well come on mate - thats important isn't it??


just a skill I mastered along with licking buttons.R#?

 

[Smix]

OK - I quit!! I'll only get into more trouble if I respond to that!!!!

 

[silverfox.xx]

:dunno: d04l1ng .............

No prob's

 

[Smix]

:k :k


:neenaw:

 

[silverfox.xx]

there you go with that tongue again.............................:lick: :lick:

 

[Smix]

sorry - must remember not to show off the piercing so much!!!! :blush:

 

[t.mac]

andybird.......................................... sh1tehppns


havent been able to post..............:dunno: ............but that was :neenaw: c7u8

 

[silverfox.xx]

sorry - must remember not to show off the piercing so much!!!! :blush:

Hows the caravan.... mid li fe crisish1d1ng2