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Where's the black blokes?

Allan

Registered User
Have you noticed thats theres no black blokes in the world of Motor Sport?

I havent seen one on a bike in either the GP, Superbikes, AMA or BSB?.

Come to think of it, I havent seen one in the F1 or any other car based sport.

Does anyone know of one anywhere, other than in a pimp mobile?.:dunno:

Buzz
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
they haven't managed to steal one yet
























its ok i'l get my own coat
 
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Greb

Guest
Have'nt seen any in the tour-de-france either.
 

Allan

Registered User
No swimmers either.

In over 20 years of diving I only ever taught two black guys to scuba dive, Brendon Batson, (some footballer or other) and another who didnt stick it for long.

This is fact, black guys are much heavier than their white counterparts, and thus find it difficult to swim as they spend most of their time sinking. Trying to demonstrate lifesaving on them was a nightmare, nearly fookin drowned myself trying to keep them afloat !!!!

Buzz
 
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Black Knight

Guest
I'm here!w;;v

I've only ever met one Asian rider and one other black rider in my time on two wheels. Pretty sparce in the North.


Allan said:
This is fact, black guys are much heavier than their white counterparts, and thus find it difficult to swim
Buzz
I bet I can swim better than (a) 'Rhino'! A damn sight lighter (and good looking) too!
 

Allan

Registered User
Black Knight said:
I bet I can swim better than (a) 'Rhino'! A damn sight lighter (and good looking) too!
Ahh come on, thats hardly fair. The Hunch Back was better looking than Rhino.

Buzz
 

Oldbull

Registered User
there was a black guy in world supers a few years back, riding a Duke, south African fella I think, didnt do much but he had oficial backing trying to promote the sport..:dunno:
 
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Rods

Guest
Allan said:
In over 20 years of diving I only ever taught two black guys to scuba dive, Brendon Batson, (some footballer or other) and another who didnt stick it for long.

This is fact, black guys are much heavier than their white counterparts, and thus find it difficult to swim as they spend most of their time sinking. Trying to demonstrate lifesaving on them was a nightmare, nearly fookin drowned myself trying to keep them afloat !!!!

Buzz
i think it's something to do with the make up of their bones :dunno: i guess this might apply to cycling too?

ps brendon batson - the best left back in the history of the greatest football team ever to have graced the football league...

west bromich albion %$fan
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Rods said:
ps brendon batson - the best left back in the history of the greatest football team ever to have graced the football league...

west bromich albion %$fan




Hmmm, have they ever won anything?? best left back ever was Terry Cooper and he played for the best club in the World.
 
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Rods

Guest
the league in 1919, and the fa cup in 1888, 1892, 1931, 1954, and 1968.

league cup in 1966.

more recently our victories have only included the odd game fl4g71 :cry:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Rods said:
more recently our victories have only included the odd game fl4g71 :cry:


Another couple of weeks and you will have won relegation. :p
I still ain't forgiven yer for Jeff Astles Offside in the 70's
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
There aren't many black goalkeepers in football, which is strange considering that black people tend to have a more natural ability as outfield players than white players.
 
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BlackBirdBaz

Guest
derek kelly said:
Another couple of weeks and you will have won relegation. :p
I still ain't forgiven yer for Jeff Astles Offside in the 70's
I always blamed Ray Tinkler, he cheated us big time b0x2

Baz.
 
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Black Knight

Guest
RHINO said:
Thats because my knob is bigger than yours and acts like an anchor. (your Mrs told me) h1d1ng2

Yeah, she said it just hung there doing nowt and had some funny looking mollusks and weeds attached to it.

Heh, My Mrs eh, she'll do anything for a dare!man8um
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Wolfie said:
hislop, james, didi (sp) for the goalkeepers


I didn't say there aren't any I said there aren't many, as for calamity James can he be classed as a goalkeeper?
 
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BlackBirdBaz

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I used to work with an officer, now a Gov who was understudy to Mervyn Day when at Leeds :bow:
 
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