When ya bum twitches

[dufus]

On spare bike today, vfr v tec and the fu*a spat the chain.
Coming off the roundabout, twisted the go faster bit and kerching back end goes more wobbly than a politician being asked to tell the truth.

Engine went phut, speedo varied from 15 to 76 and an artic right up me poop shoot. Managed to get a grip, coast over and get sorted. Turns out the pin on one of the links had snapped then due to the weakening had bust the remaining side plates.

pissed without a bike for the weekend but happy i was spitting at the bike and not it spitting me off.

Ladies and gentleman check your chains and lube them more than a hooker on a friday night%$fan

 

[Smix]

Damn glad you didn't get spatted off. Good on yer for keeping it upright :bow: (and well done to the artic for not running you over!!) :bow:

 

[Artemis]

tee hee heee

Not at the problem, but at the telling. Such eloquent prose Dufus!!!

Hope the bum's stopped twitching now.

 

[dufus]

I checked me dunny ole and it's reverted to normal size

Thank you ladies for your concern mucho appreciated:yo:

the vfr goes tommorrow, even if it is blue

 

[Artemis]

...and damned expensive when the collector box goes, too!

 

[brucewayne]

shit....nasty one!
How many miles had that chain done?

 

[dufus]

the mileage on the bike is 19k but was assured by last owner it was changed at 15k, i put more oil on it than a bernard mathews turkey twizzler.


Methinks the previuos owner used cheap sh*t or told porkies

 

[dufus]

Art me is well known for me etiquette and elegance.

Thank you for noticing ya red haired bint with boots that need filling up with pram fat.

ahem were was I?

O, yes thanks to all those concerned your messages of support are greatly appreciated, me and my bretheren at the bible club thank you all.

peace and love