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Welsh Ride - Friday 29 July

Fat Bert

Registered User
As promised some time ago - looks like the Welsh Challenge is finally on

Meet at Newtown MacDee's mid morning [time to be confirmed] - ride through to Llan...whatever...along that very twisty bit of road [I know what/where I mean!!!] then southwards towards Llandeilo and Llandovery/Camarthen

Was going to say that the pace will be "brisk" but then realised that Stan The Sheep Shagger will be coming so we had better run it as a "slow" pace so that he can keep up!!

Looks like Blu is on for this as well

Anyone else up for it?

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gypsy

MAN on the PAN
is this the "stop fat bert getting bored on the way back from Tenby run" :p
 

blumeeni

Registered User
gypsy said:
is this the "stop fat bert getting bored on the way back from Tenby run" :p

No you twonk it's on the way to Tenby

I'll be there at mac/d's just tell me what time

where's Stan

Oi you skinny twat wake up there's a challange for you
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL

No ya daft twat...............

It's the "Thank Christ Gippo's not coming - we want to enjoy ourselves - ride DOWN to Tenby"

Anyway we'll be meeting at MacD's so you'll have ample opportunity to "refuel" - apparently 16 Big Mac's have the same lack of flavour and calorific value in Wales as they do in the rest of the country - they just taste of mint sauce

You on for it?
 

blumeeni

Registered User
He sure will if I fuck his valve adjustment up this weekend

just say by how much you want an advantage over him I'll do the rest

but don't forget to put the cheque in the post :}
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
Club Sponsor
Challenge?

I've got an appointment at the dentist in Chester that morning. National health dentist so I can't give it up. Probably be more enjoyable than waiting for FB every few miles though! Stan and Blu....take your knitting with you to pass the time en route! :neenaw:
 

blumeeni

Registered User
Centaur said:
I've got an appointment at the dentist in Chester that morning. National health dentist so I can't give it up. Probably be more enjoyable than waiting for FB every few miles though! Stan and Blu....take your knitting with you to pass the time en route! :neenaw:


fook the dentist Bill Stan'll sort ya teeth out m8 bunch of 5zzzzzzzz ouch

job done done :lol:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
No Way!!!

blumeeni said:
fook the dentist Bill Stan'll sort ya teeth out m8 bunch of 5zzzzzzzz ouch

job done done :lol:


Stans reach isn't that long - he'd never get over Bill's stomach!!
 

blumeeni

Registered User
Thats fine nice roads until you get to Carmarthen then it's duel carriage way for 10m then from St Clare's the A477 is a holiday route and gets a bit congested will caravans & hgv's going to the ferry but it's only 1/2 an hour so you could put up with it

So what time is the meet at mac's in Newtown
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
How about

High Noon? LOL - seems appropriate

http://www.cdwolf.com/images/bcd15634.jpg

12.00 suits me and it's early lunch time so if Gippo can make it - it will give him a couple of hours to "refuel" on Big Mac's and McFlurry's

For me - I'll pre-book a salad and diet coke = got to keep this trim weight even trimmer!!

Now why isn't there a smileys for "bloater"?
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
and despite all this banter~~~~

Stan the Dyson Man hasn't appeared yet!

Must be busy washing his hair :} :} :wank:
 
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