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Tourettes Syndrome

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RHINO

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WIZZLE..............FOOK FOOK................TWIN TOWERS!

My boss actually has a tick, he keeps touching his 'old man' when he's talking to people :eek: quite alarming sometimes.
 
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marcella

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i wish i had fucktourettes syndrome it BASTARDwould make my weak CNUTINGgrasp of the english BLURTlanguage seem far more ARSEintense! it would DICKHEADprobably help my audience cope with FANNYmy ability to rearange song lyrics, and ARSEWIPEit would definately go some way to making my PRICKvalentine poetry a little more WANKacceptable:yo:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
marcella said:
i wish i had fucktourettes syndrome it BASTARDwould make my weak CNUTINGgrasp of the english BLURTlanguage seem far more ARSEintense! it would DICKHEADprobably help my audience cope with FANNYmy ability to rearange song lyrics, and ARSEWIPEit would definately go some way to making my PRICKvalentine poetry a little more WANKacceptable:yo:

you've heard of tourette's then shaun :rolleyes:




















:lol: :lol: :lol: we'll have nige j on the case %$fan
 
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marcella

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our priest suffers from it badly stan!

you've never heard mathew or luke quoted with the same elegance:bow:
 

stan the man

you are not capable
marcella said:
our priest suffers from it badly stan!

you've never heard mathew or luke quoted with the same elegance:bow:

ROFLMAO....i can imagine it shaun,and how do the congregation take it(didn't have you down as a church goer :eek: )
 
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marcella

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stan the man said:
ROFLMAO....i can imagine it shaun,and how do the congregation take it(didn't have you down as a church goer :eek: )
well i reckon they must think jesus was a real down to earth fu#kin happinindude:yo: and i only go cos i like fortified winesp1ttt3 make sure your last and you can finish the chalice:lick:
 
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R2B2

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marcella said:
make sure your last and you can finish the chalice:lick:
Evil fecker!! And in Gods house too :eek: Have you no shame man........
 
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marcella

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R2B2 said:
Evil fecker!! And in Gods house too :eek: Have you no shame man........
i think i had my shame gland removed at birth rob!
 
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marcella

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stan the man said:
and your reproduction gland shaun :rolleyes: :p
i might've been doing society a favour had that been the case stan! but it would appear the middle son is def mine,,,,he's got a big nose and is deranged the oldest is a real quiet chap:dunno: and i dont know about the youngest? he's a very good musician,,,,,,,so maybe he aint mine either:cry:
 
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