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marcella

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just watched top gear on sky! and throughout the whole program one question niggled away at my mind,
who decided to give what is conceivably the motor worlds most enviable job to the worlds biggest knobhead?:dunno:



you've just got to doff your cap to jeremy berksons manager:yo:
 

Jaws

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you've just got to doff your cap

Is that as opposed to shooting the twat so Gobson never gets any more work ?
 

Punchy

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marcella said:
......to the worlds biggest knobhead?:dunno:
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I think there are one or two on this forum that could compete for that title!!!

b0x1
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Centaur

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Yeh Roy But...

Punchy said:
I think there are one or two on this forum that could compete for that title!!!

b0x1
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They're not getting paid for it!!! :eek:
 

Punchy

Registered User
stan the man said:
name and shame roy g0551p

No Stan I wont do that.
I just think that some posters ought to take a step back, take a deep breath and think seriously before launching prolonged vitriolic attacks on other members of the forum. I know we all take the piss at times but there have been some really good threads ruined by sniping at specific members.

Nuff said

s04pb0x6
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stan the man

you are not capable
Punchy said:
No Stan I wont do that.
I just think that some posters ought to take a step back, take a deep breath and think seriously before launching prolonged vitriolic attacks on other members of the forum. I know we all take the piss at times but there have been some really good threads ruined by sniping at specific members.

Nuff said

s04pb0x6
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was only joking roy...apart from seeing if i was one of said :tosser: :}

know where your coming from though.
 
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Rods

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i don't necessarily agree with everything he says b0x1 ... but i do think that he entertains his audience well.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Hmmmm

As an entertainer and writer [read his column in the Sunday Times - it's a hoot], he is great value for money

Ok - he makes out he doesn't like bikers - so what - neither do the Govt or Police

I'd rather see Clarkson in "Number Ten" than Phoney Tony
 
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BlackBirdBaz

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Invite him to the Bash and educate him ? Someone lend him a Bird or get one loaned from a local dealer and take him for a ride !!































































































































............. and dont bring him back :yo:
 
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Adam Rickenberg

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I also think Jeremy is awwwright.......

I don't always agree with everything he says, but he is a fun guy to watch on the telly and I do like his sense of humour.

One thing we have to remember here is......... Being a car/motoring critic/journalist is a VERY subjective trade. It is subjective to the person doing the job as well as the person/people watching the show!

Many peeps out there (and in this BB forum) may consider themselves better journo's than Clarkson.... but by whose standards?? Your's, mine, someone else's??? I all depends on the person.......

Liking a particular car/bike is not like acknowledging a logical fact. e.g. the number 10 is always gonna be the number 10. However, liking a Porsche or Lamborghini, Suzuki or Honda is an EMOTIVE feeling and thus subjective to the person expressing the fact.

(Man I can talk shite eh??) man8um
 

Murt

Letch
lumpy said:
think how he'd feel about a modern bike?

He would most likely complain about the uncomfy seat, the sitting position, the wind blast over the riders head, and how often you need to stop for fuel when touring.
Oh, and how ugly it is.

Apart from that. nothing bl4hbl4h

Murt.
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
I think he's one of the best presenters to watch on TV in the last few years.

So what if he doesn't like bikes, so what if he has big hair, so what if he wanks over Ferrari's........

Some of his 1 liners are belting, absolute star. :yo:
 
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marcella

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RHINO said:
I think he's one of the best presenters to watch on TV in the last few years.

So what if he doesn't like bikes, so what if he has big hair, so what if he wanks over Ferrari's........

Some of his 1 liners are belting, absolute star.
but he's so far up his own arse rhino he reckons the rest of us are cnuts! i'd like to punch his fookin head in live on top gear and ask him if that was close to a db9b0x1 the smarmy bastid,,,dont fall for his (i think im as ordinary as you caper!) he reckons he's royalty and your the serf that should serve him his peeled grapes while your granny polishes the gearknob of his lamborghini:rant: Dont get me started, ,,what about the assholes hairdo?? if i had hair! i'd shave it off and cover my head in whale effluent before i'd use a 70's perm like that!aaaaarrrrggghhhh!I want to beat the ladyparts to within an ich of his worthless life:rant: :rant: :rant: :tosser:










oooooooh!thank fook for recreational drugs sp1ttt3
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
marcella said:
but he's so far up his own arse rhino he reckons the rest of us are cnuts! i'd like to punch his fookin head in live on top gear and ask him if that was close to a db9b0x1 the smarmy bastid,,,dont fall for his (i think im as ordinary as you caper!) he reckons he's royalty and your the serf that should serve him his peeled grapes while your granny polishes the gearknob of his lamborghini:rant: Dont get me started, ,,what about the assholes hairdo?? if i had hair! i'd shave it off and cover my head in whale effluent before i'd use a 70's perm like that!aaaaarrrrggghhhh!I want to beat the ladyparts to within an ich of his worthless life










oooooooh!thank fook for recreational drugs sp1ttt3

Do i get the feeling you don't like Mr Clarkson :dunno:

I still think he's funny, i like his attitude. p0pc0rn41
 
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marcella

Guest
RHINO said:
Do i get the feeling you don't like Mr Clarkson :dunno:

I still think he's funny, i like his attitude. p0pc0rn41
fook knows what it is about him rhino? but he presses my pissoff off button with a jack hammer, i dare say i have found him amusing in the past? but he's everything i hope my sons wont turn out like when they growupfl4g71


ps

do you want to buy a blue blackbird lol:yo:
 
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