This made me laugh

[cianocarroll125]

Had the blade in for its MOT on Saturday morning. I was sat in the waiting room reading the Barnsley Chronicle, as ya do, and there was another guy there getting his 106 done at the same time.

He was obviously known to the garage owners, and the 106 owner started telling the mechanics about what he had done earlier that morning. As you may well know it was 8ree! on Saturday, and his windscreen had frozen up, so he leaned into the back of the car to get the de-icer, and then starts spraying it all over the windscreen.

He says "Hmmm, funny this, its not doing much" so he gives a shake and sprays some more on. Only then did he notice he was using a can of silver spray paint that he'd been using on the wheels!! c7u8 c7u8 c7u8

Nearly spat me tea all over the paper I laughed so much, kept me chuckling all the way home too!

sh1tehppns eh!

Cian

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Thats one of the "Bollox ya dozy twat" moments

RHINO has them all the time when he's buying motorcycle!!

 

[derek kelly]

Bert, didn't you have a sister die after spraying herself with silver paint? or was it gold paint? [gilt complex.]

 

[stan the man]

Bert, didn't you have a sister die after spraying herself with silver paint? or was it gold paint? [gilt complex.]

nah derek...it was fudge coloured spray...any fooker would die of that 3ck04

























































bite ya bastid......

 

[Fat Bert]

Bollox Stan

You should try harder!!

As for Durex Kelly - sorry I don't find your post at all amusing

As it happens .......

I once had a pet dog who died after puncturing an aerosol tin of sray paint

Your post has brought back some very sad memories

 

[derek kelly]

I once had a pet dog who died after puncturing an aerosol tin of sray paint

Your post has brought back some very sad memories

Yeah I know, you really miss that tin of spray paint.

 

[Fat Bert]

Sorry Durex Man

Yeah I know, you really miss that tin of spray paint.

It's not funny

I loved that dog

 

[Bikerbaby]

thats no way to talk about you ex FB

 

[D.S.]

Mate of mine went to get an MOT, convinced his Barge was A1. After 20 minutes, tester comes out and breaks the bad news:
"Sorry Sir, I'm gonna have to fail you bike"
Mate (all defense like); "why?"
Tester:
"Cos it's a Honda and ya running Avons"

How I laughed

 

[stan the man]

It's not funny

I loved that dog

so much so,you put it on your parcel shelf

 

[derek kelly]

It's not funny

I loved that dog

It had to happen though Bert, any dog owned by you was bound to top itself. :neenaw:

 

[Fat Bert]

Hmmm

It had to happen though Bert, any dog owned by you was bound to top itself. :neenaw:

and I suppose yo think that's amusing DK?

Perhaps it was suffering from the feared IJS?

 

[derek kelly]

and I suppose yo think that's amusing DK?

Perhaps it was suffering from the feared IJS?

Feared by who?

 

[Fat Bert]

Hmmmm~~~

Feared by who?

I'm saying nothing more on the subject

 

[silverfox.xx]

What was the thread,, o yea I remember, Hope the guy with the silver windscreen cleaned it off befroe driving home... otherwise he would'nt have seen any dogs cross the road.

And they let people like that drive on the public highway...... bikers beware.
:violin: