Have a bitch Things aint so bad

[Jaws]

It just dawned on me....
There are often folk moaning and groaning about how hard up they are and how tough life is nowadays..

Yet I canna remember the last time I went in a loo and saw cut up news papers in there

Things can't be that bad !

 

[derek kelly]

Nowt to do with being hard up, in T'olden days only bog roll was the izal type stuff that didn't clean your arse but merely spread the shit from your pucker to your coccyx.
Nowadays bog roll is soft & fluffy & velvety that caresses the brown stuff & sings it to sleep as it disappears round the s bend

 

[Centaur]

As Wolfie once asked....... Scrunch or fold?"

 

[Quiney]

Who buys newspapers anymore???

 

[Jaws]

Ever tried to wipe you bum with an iPad?

 

[andyBeaker]

While in the gents at RAF Tangmere today I had a chuckle at some wartime advertising on the wall for

 

[Me!]

Please don’t visit my local area again without 24 hrs notice, any form of law enforcement here is welcomed, except moderators who need to give notification so that orderly sniping positions can be manned. Stay in your own area if it’s as good as you bang on about; whilst I’m here get that guttering fixed.........





Breathe......

 

[andyBeaker]

Please don’t visit my local area again without 24 hrs notice, any form of law enforcement here is welcomed, except moderators who need to give notification so that orderly sniping positions can be manned. Stay in your own area if it’s as good as you bang on about; whilst I’m here get that guttering fixed.........





Breathe......

Can you arrange for the new A27 bypass to go round Worthing rather than that recently approved to go round Arundel - where it doesn't really seem to be needed in any event.

 

[Jaws]

While in the gents at RAF Tangmere today

Did you see any of the famous Tangmere ghosts ?

 

[andyBeaker]

Did you see any of the famous Tangmere ghosts ?

No, but the Remembrance Garden was full of emotion. Touching.

Quite thought provoking when you drive in and realise you are parking on the perimeter track of the airfield.

Did see an unopened tin of Vim though. That brought back memories.

 

[Cougar377]

It's well worth talking to the volunteer staff at Tangmere. Most are ex RAF and have some great stories to tell.

I had the pleasure of chatting to one guy while he was showing me the inside of a Hunter cockpit. Turned out that he'd flown that very aircraft when it was in service.
And the ex Lightning jockey who mans the Lightning simulator could have kept me there for hours with memories of flying that aircraft.

 

[andyBeaker]

It's well worth talking to the volunteer staff at Tangmere. Most are ex RAF and have some great stories to tell.

I had the pleasure of chatting to one guy while he was showing me the inside of a Hunter cockpit. Turned out that he'd flown that very aircraft when it was in service.
And the ex Lightning jockey who mans the Lightning simulator could have kept me there for hours with memories of flying that aircraft.

Totally agree.

Bizarrely there was one fairly young volunteer who knew his stuff but didn't know when to stop. Fortunately I saw him with other victims and spent most of our visit dodging him!

Sadly the Lightning simulator remains out of order, reading between the lines it might be deceased for the foreseeable future.

If you like this kind of stuff I throughly recommend a couple of hours here....

http://www.shoreham-aircraft-museum.co.uk/

Tons of exhibits from crash sites with their stories, again volunteers who have amazing stories to tell.

 

[Cougar377]

Totally agree.

Bizarrely there was one fairly young volunteer who knew his stuff but didn't know when to stop. Fortunately I saw him with other victims and spent most of our visit dodging him!

Sadly the Lightning simulator remains out of order, reading between the lines it might be deceased for the foreseeable future.

Maybe not....?

http://www.tangmere-museum.org.uk/flight-simulators/lightning-simulator

 

[andyBeaker]

Maybe not....?

http://www.tangmere-museum.org.uk/flight-simulators/lightning-simulator

I hope so.

Was out of service on Wednesday though. And rather dusty.