The What Are They Saying Thread!

[Duck n Dive]

 

[Malone]

So how do you play shovehapenny over here?

 

[Squag1]

Next time wash your teeth

 

[andyBeaker]

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Well, If one of us let’s go it’s going to tip up….

 

[Cougar377]

I am Russia, you are NATO , chair is Ukraine.

When music stops guess who gets chair...?

Bwhahahahahahahah......

 

[Minkey]

pass the sugar bowl please

 

[jerryt]

1st man! Long time no see! 2nd man! Who said that!

 

[ogr1]

Macron...I thought we had stopped this social distancing malarkey?
Putin...We did, but you're breath stinks
of garlic you frog eating surrender monkey!

 

[Duck n Dive]

 

[derek kelly]

The dangers of landing at Liverpool John Lennon airport.

 

[Cougar377]

Trials of Australia's new ultra low profile stealth carrier are halted after pilots admit they can't find it.

 

[Squag1]

Pond life

 

[Duck n Dive]

 

[Cougar377]

Climate change activists latest wheeze... gravity assisted take-offs to save fuel. All airports will be relocated to their nearest hill.

 

[andyBeaker]

“Where is Duck n Dive when he’s needed?”

 

[Duck n Dive]

“Where is Duck n Dive when he’s needed?”

Ducking and diving for cover

 

[Malone]

“Where is Duck n Dive when he’s needed?”

Because he parked it there

 

[Duck n Dive]

 

[Cougar377]

Pilot - "Ukrainians to the southwest... thousands of 'em".

Navigator - "I've just remembered, I have an urgent dental appointment".

 

[Squag1]

Heinz......