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Tax in UK

DLN1965

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THE UK TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten
comes to £100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: -

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay £1.
The sixth would pay £3.
The seventh would pay £7.
The eighth would pay £12.
The ninth would pay £18.
And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem. “Since
you are all such good customers”, he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20. Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free but what about the other six men? The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share? They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33 but if they subtracted that from everybody’s share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man’s
bill by a higher percentage. They decided to follow the principle of the
tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he
suggested that each should now pay.

And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100%
saving).
The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving).
The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving).
The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving).
The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving).
And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).

Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.

But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only
got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got £10″

“Yes, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved £1 too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me”

“That’s true” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back when I
only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get
anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor”. The nine men
surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next week the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat
down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the
bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill.

And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our
tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will
naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much,
attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In
fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat
friendlier."
 

Malone

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But I don’t drink beer, what benefit is all that to me? I should be paid to not drink. :thumbup:
 

Cougar377

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And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our
tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will
naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much,
attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In
fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat
friendlier."
But Beaker already drinks in France.
 

andyBeaker

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But Beaker already drinks in France.
Beaker realised a long time ago that if you work hard and do OK you end up supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses. Then realised that when you spend it a good proportion goes on supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses. And when you save it you end up supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses. And when you die you end supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses.
 

DLN1965

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Beaker realised a long time ago that if you work hard and do OK you end up supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses. Then realised that when you spend it a good proportion goes on supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses. And when you save it you end up supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses. And when you die you end supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses.

abso-f-ing-lutely !!

I often despaired, when I saw the great unwashed brigade going on fancy holidays abroad, drinking heavily and smoking like chimneys with mahoosive TVs in their council houses
Whilst I was working my A$$ off doing 60+ hours a week and living in a small rental bedsit !
 

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When Bev worked at the petrol station there was a Romanian guy who often drove a tanker to fill the pumps, he’d often stop for a chat, he told Bev that he was working for the British pension as his brother had done, his brother has never lived in Britain but he is now claiming a pension which is paid into his Romanian account, to rub more salt into the wound his brother was claiming British state pension from the age of 62.
 

Cougar377

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Beaker realised a long time ago that if you work hard and do OK you end up supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses. Then realised that when you spend it a good proportion goes on supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses. And when you save it you end up supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses. And when you die you end supporting scrotes who can’t be arsed getting off their arses.
So are you supporting French or British scrotes who can't be arsed getting off their arses...?
 
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