SOUTHERNERS

[birdinflight]

Re: BURT!!! THEY TOOK IT

Originally posted by RHINO
SOZ if i offended anyone but those who it was aimed at (southerners) already know that this is LIGHT HEARTED BANTER and means no harm.. I've met up with a majority of the club at some point or other and we are all good buddies..
Who cares if i'm a cop????
Who cares if we go 5mph over the limit???
Who really takes this banter seriously???

1200 PETE was a very good host last yr to myself and my girlfriend and also present was cruiser.. DARN SARFERS..

chill ya self sweety, its all good fun :m

Don't stop now Rhino..............................you toss pot.............:}

oooooooooooooo, I enjoyed that!!!!!!! :blush:

Personally I think all you guys are a bunch of w$nkers and this site should be given over to its rightful members.................the ever growing female contingency, with Fat Bert as an honourable member.......ooer....

I think we should continue this thread just to insult each other

 

[frenchuk]

BIF: too right, I agree with you, let's keep this thread to gratuitously insult each other you slag!
RHINO: On the other hand we are more discerning and eat none of your crap genuine British 'food', ie. fried mars bars, fried pizzas, errr... what other genuine British food there is... Oh that's right, none! and oh the beauty of the british wine uke: As for telly, well wev'e given Eurotrash because it was too crap for France, and we've given air space for Benny Hill, because he liked women, as opposed to all of you brit boys who went to public schools buggering each other no end... Don't get me wrong, it's not the brits I don't like, it's the way this country is lead and I believe a lot of brits share my point of view since they keep invading douce France... Now what did you brits gave us? You lot burnt Joan of Arc out of barbecue frustration! What else did you do? OK you lodged General deGaulle but hey he paid his rent! We give you crap cars? Oh yeah right, UK has been known for its fine automotive ingeneering for some time!!!:} And we didn't give you rabbies, they came here all by themselves! Now, of course my BB does vavavoum, I mean she's got to speak French right? :dunno:

 

[birdinflight]

who you calling a slag............

you cheeky french twat!!!!!!!!!!!

Only good thing about France is the roads, hot chocolate and the very large stretch of water that seperates us.

YOu give us all the bloody cars with names that we can't pronounce, as if our own language isn't bad enough...............

And as for va va voom, that is the most irritating advert on telly..............................and as for French voice overs pretending to be famous with sexy voices what a load of bollo%ks..........I would rather listen to Kenneth Williams................oooooooo, I say..................(in a nasal voice)

And isn't the advert with Zoom zoom zoom French as well?????, if so thats bloody irritating too........................

Frogs, only good for croaking...................and they should all croak it.:f

 

[R2B2]

@ BIF

abuse confidence growing steadily!!

 

[frenchuk]

Hey BIF, come on, admit that you love the French wines, the French food -Oh the frog legs :m
We didn't only share our great cars, our great wines, our great food, our great loving, we also shared our language, I don't need to remind you the history of English language... a mix of French, German with a bit of Celt thrown in... No wonder why you can't even speak your own language, you don't understand it!
Sorry to tell you that the zoom zoom zoom is a brit advert indeed (for Korean cars) - and as for french voiceovers with sexy voices who pretend to be famous, well thanks but I've got mo merit for the sexy voice it's all down to the package below (easy now...), and I never pretended to be famous... I just am! Except it's not my face it's my voice, so there is no twat in the street coming to me and waste my time... f*ck fame, gimme the dosh!
Now when I do croak it there very soon (this year hopefully!)
http://www.villafrance.com/bien.php?id=10877&lang=fr&societe=si
http://www.villafrance.com/bien.php?id=11147&lang=fr&societe=si
http://www.villafrance.com/bien.php?id=11136&lang=fr&societe=si
I bet you'll be the first to beg to stay when you're escaping the brit doom and gloom and touring in the south of France, and you know what? You'll be very welcome! :k

 

[ianrobbo1]

thought I'd slide a bit of abuse in to if you dont mind!!

excuse me you cheeky french upstart, but if it wernt for the british pulling your ''plums'' out of the fire in not one, but TWO world wars, you my young frend would be speaking fluent GERMAN and NOT in your opinion the beautiful french language,

next!!


Iffy picture removed, as I agree it may be ''unsuitable'' on this thread, alternative placed,

 

[frenchuk]

Ian: I see that the insults get very creative, I never heard that before - come on, push yourself a bit, I'm sure you can come up with something better - I wasn't even a thought in the mind of a young French door-to-door salesman when that happened, unlike you who was already ready to retire, btw did you set foot in douce France at the time? :f ! Beside, you must think that German is a beautiful language, half of English language is made of it - then again like I said, the other half is French, so that redeems the anglo-saxon language a bit! BTW, I'm sure you know that 'anglo-saxon' comes from two german tribes, the angles and the saxons, intersting isn't it? Now of course, I realise that being on a UK site I might have to take on all the Brits here, how many? about 800 members are brits? Come on, that's unfair! go and pic your yankee friends to make it even! :k

 

[skippy]

Still smarting ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

over Agincourt are we Pierre :dunno:

:f :f

 

[birdinflight]

as much as this is great fun........

we ought to remember that this is in the Coffee Shop, and not the Iffy pics bit!!!!!!!! :t

Unless we can be moved..............bodily.................by Fart Butt, or Dentures, then we should be very careful:f

 

[osprey03]

Blimey, it seems to me that the Midland Mincers are jealous of us RICH Southerners. We have to be rich 'cause we give money to the poor Midlanders and Northerners due to them not having any work.
As for France, well, what can I say, nice country, decent food, crap wine , only spolit by the people !! But as the English are buying all the French houses it will soon become a decent place to live.

 

[roXXo]

We are all mongrels

but if the Bull dog represents the British, what does it say about the French when they have a POODLE?
I rest my case.
:f :beer: :k

 

[ianrobbo1]

as it happens Pierre me young french type person,

it may well be unfair to ''rake up'' your countrys recent dismal attempts of self defence in the ''last two'' wars, however I feel I must continue along a ''similar'' thread as the general record along ''the invasion/domination front'' is not a!! how shall I put it?? ''impeccable'' I sight for example,
Valmy 1792 arse kicked,
Trafalger 1805, arse kicked,
battle of the Nile1798, arse licked,oops!! kicked,
austerlitz 1805, a win!!!
waterloo 1815, oh dear, would have won that, but for the ''prussions'' doing ''a yank'' and coming in when most of the battle was done ''to win the war''
sedan 1870, arse kicked, oops prussions again,!!
bit of a gap, as Im not mentioning TWO world wars, :t
dien bien phu 1954, arse kicked,
there have been some ''glorious'' victorys of course but I have ''chosen'' to ignore these on the grounds ''that it would NOT look as though I was a myopic ill informed racist bigot''

agincourt, french helped the british develop the two finger gesture after threats to ''chop off'' the fingers of english archers,!!

and it's been proven that the French people as a whole, dont use much in the way of soap or toothpaste, I would suggest that the excessive use of garlic is the excuse forwarded, cos they cant smell anything else,!!!

and for my final insult, for today 2 CV :f :k

 

[Wolfie]

FUK

the third one looks best to me, but my french is crap so not sure what condition it is in. looks to be bigger and have more land, fair play to you what ever one you choose.

 

[ianrobbo1]

As it happens

Hitler had all the villagers plant fruit trees along the roads to and from the villiages in germany, so that his troops could eat while on the march from one area to another, along with duplicating the roads in case they were bombed,:bow:

now days the fruit is gathered by each villiage and sold to suppliment the ''taxes''/ income of the villiages hence the normally good condition of the roads etc,:bow:

just thought I'd chuck that in,

 

[frenchuk]

Lumpy: "Not the same IP addy as B1rdie perchance." Now that is an insult to end all insults. You went too far there, I mean you REALLY crossed the line! LOL about the tree shades joke, what can I say, we are a welcoming bunch, we even let you buy houses!
Osprey: the French wines are crap yes, but only compared to English wines, reknown the world over, granted... yes you couldn't invade us the proper way, so you're crawling in, but I can't blame you for wanting to escape UK!

Roxxo, it's not the (French) poodle, it's not the (French) kiss, it's not the (French) letter, it's not the (French) dressing, it's not the (French) mustard,it's not the (French) polish, it's the rooster, there you go, you just learnt something!

Ian, among the events you chose to forget, remember Lafayette kicking the asses of the 'tuniques rouges'? As for washing, only dirty people need to wash, which proves than frogs are always clean, I rest my case! And you throw me 2CV, ok ok, well there you go: ANY ENGLISH CAR!

Wolfie, I agree with you, stunning - this is more or less exaclty what I want, beautiful massive house with land, 'dependances' (barn/hangar) - not exactly where I want though, I want it closer to Carcassonne but still in the mountain, in the area known as Montagne Noire - all that for the price of a cupboard in London:bow:

 

[ianrobbo1]

Pierre

ANY ENGLISH CAR,!! you name one!!!

even tvr has a majority of foreign share holders:f

as does dutton,:f

 

[RHINO]

FROG FACE !

:bang: BRITISH cars, (RANGE/LAND ROVER, JAGUAR, ROLLS ROYCE/BENTLY, TVR, MG, MORGAN, BRISTOL, LOTUS, MINI.).......... oh i could just go on and on...
FROG cars : SHITROEN (BX, 2CV, PALLAS, XM) uke:
RENAULT ( 4,6,11,12,16,DAUPHINE, F**KIN KANGOO
PEUGEOT ( 504,309,405,605 all ugly)


Having said all that i'd rather pass through your native country via holland etc than drive through DAAAAAAAAAARN SAAAAAAARF !
imagine being stuck in traffic DAAAAAAAAARN SAARF,,all the toss bags in rep mobiles on the cell phones "BOSCH" "WATCHA MATE"
PEARLY KINGS & QUEENS..!!! WTF

I'D RATHER BE A GUEST AT "MICHAEL BARRYMORE'S" POOL PARTY. :m

 

[Supabird1100]

Re: FROG FACE !

Originally posted by RHINO

I'D RATHER BE A GUEST AT "MICHAEL BARRYMORE'S" POOL PARTY.

You'd fit in well there !!!!!!!!:m :m But it'd means a ride 'down south' for ya !!!!!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

TUT TUT Rhino!!

:t got a few wrong there m8 who owns rolls royce/mg/range rover/jaguar/tvr, you MAY be right with Bristol and Morgan, hardly ''mainstream'' products,

It's amazing what Ford/BMW/General Motors own, without going into details, Saab bits/ seat bits/ Volvo bits,/Volkswagon bits, etc

typical eh!! half the ''evidence''

must say though French cars are crap imho,

 

[frenchuk]

Ian, yes you're right I forgot, English industry has sold out, that must be the sign of a healthy and viable economy...
rhino, read above - british cars and bikes leek, the service and parts for them cost the price of a exotic tropical island, and are programmed to because a pile of rust after 10 years... try harder if you still want to pretend you'd rather live in UK than in France!:k