SOUTHERNERS

[Aidey]

Pierre, it's not the car, it's just Fat Bert!
My first ever car (in 1981) was a Renault 12, dark metallic green with a tan vinyl roof. Ugly as fuck, but so much fun and reliable. It was MY car and I could'nt give a stuff what anybody else thought.
Still don't, which is why I have a purple 'bird and don't give a flying F**k what anybody else thinks!

 

[frenchuk]

Renault 12? brings back memories that does - Fun fun fun! Purple Bird? Make sure Bertie doesn't see it, in case he believes it's a giant knob...

 

[fat bert]

Pure Hypothesis Limp Lump

as opposed to [not so ] hard FACT..............

You're a TWAT!

LOL

and a Fat Twat at that!

 

[RHINO]

TOSS BAGS

I'm bloody fed up and i don't mind telling ya!!!

All this crap about FRENCH cars, leave PIERE alone, his cars
are good actually (so true HAMSTER) they are quite cool
and extremely safe 5***** in the tests.

This thread was not aimed at the FRENCH or the MINCERS it
was the SOUTHERN POOFS :f

I know BURT had a pink seat but at least he could sit down
unlike you SOUTHERN STOOL STABBERS...Bring it on :m
:beer:


:yo: BURT,, are we still sharing the tent this year :k

 

[frenchuk]

rhino, I don't need protection - usually I protect my bitches from the evil of nasty characters against them being nice to me :m and I can promise you nothing will happen to you at the bash provided you bring some candies :k

 

[Aidey]

Oi, I didnt say I didnt like the Megane, just that it had a fat arse:f
And Pierre, I'm in no danger from Fat bert with my purple Bird cos it does'nt have a purple handbag holder for a purple handbag:}

 

[frenchuk]

Well you should be alright then, but check behind you when getting the soap...

 

[fat bert]

What soap~~~?

Oh - it's in front of you Pierre!!!

Pass the soap??? LOL

 

[Samster]

Question: Three Midlanders in the shower. Wears the soap???

Answer: Yes they do don't they!:f

 

[frenchuk]

there you go bertie, btw you must be hung like an oyster, I didn't feel a thing!

 

[fat bert]

Bastid !!!!

thought it was a french oxo cube and just ate it!!

Bubbles out of every orifice now

 

[Samster]

:}

Oh Jeez - I just read that whilst on the phone to a Client and creased up, tried real hard to hold the laughter in but then just lost it...........doesn't matter she's a Kiwi and thinks I'm mad anyway...............

 

[frenchuk]

Bert that'll teach you to try to put anything that looks French in your mouth

 

[Stealth Rider]

Fat bert if Rhino still has connections in the VICE squad any chance of some under the counter merchandise. Things are getting a bit frustrating here in the MIDLANDS :}

 

[RHINO]

LUMPY!!!

Dunno about "LUMPY",, ya look more like
a "LIMP COCK" to me...........:f

 

[Cruser]

Hey Mr. Rhino,

If you're coming to the Bash this year - just be sure and catch my 'ped before it hits any parked cars again

 

[RHINO]

NOT A PROBLEM

:beer: I'm gonna lay the BLOATERS out to form a barrier
thus keeping eveything on the track..

My other half was so embarrased at 1200 pete's in summer
coz she had a spontanious laughter fit for no apparent
reason......i have to live with that madness!!

Hope to see you all at the BB Bash this time again,,, i'll
whooooop your :m on the mop heads.........been to stunt school
now so i know how to fall off in a blaze of glory.... :yo:

 

[Cruser]

Re: NOT A PROBLEM

Originally posted by RHINO
:beer: I'm gonna lay the BLOATERS out to form a barrier
thus keeping eveything on the track..

Jeez Rhino, you can't do that The trampoline effect will have the bikes bouncing back into the crowd and killing all the spectators - including our luverly missuses :B

Tell the other half not to worry - bring her to the Bash and she can show the whole site her 'little giggle'

 

[RHINO]

IT AINT LITTLE

:} Its like a mouses ear (HIPPOPOTAMOUSE)
She's coming to the bash,,need something to keep
the MASSIF awake like they did to me last time...BASTIDS.
I'll bring a good torch with me too and i'll switch it on inside the tent and you'll be able to watch a PUPPET show....
:beer:

 

[fat bert]

or in the case of~~

the Southern Pooftahs
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A MUPPET SHOW !!!