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Adam Rickenberg

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Awwwwwwwww Girls........

Tsk tsk tsk.......

No need to get all soft and sloppy on me now........ :violin: I know I'm a good guy an' all :yo: but there's no need to stumble over yourselves to get to me :p

And Artemis - Stop taking dayblow's job! He's the master at feckin' up the spelling of names and such... (Makes me laugh every time!!) :bow:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Adam Rickenberg said:
but there's no need to stumble over yourselves to get to me :p
Believe me - no stumbling :rolleyes: - we can both walk, without falling over, in our high heel boots!!!! :p
 

Artemis

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Smix said:
helloooo :neenaw:

Artemis - are you flying out for a fight or to find out if he's worth marrying?? I know you're Maid of Honour, but do you think that as possible Bride I could tag along for the trip too?? :dunno: Fight or marrying potential, either reason would do!!!!!!!!!!!! p0pc0rn41 :neenaw:
Hey Smix, someone offers you a jet, do you need a reason to fly in it?

Let's justify then, OK you can come too prospective Mrs DeadManWalking.

Oh, Duck n Dive, better make it at least a 3-seater. That HS125's sounding better all the time. I might even be able to chip in with some Avtur.


DeadManWalking said:
And Artemis - Stop taking dayblow's job! He's the master at feckin' up the spelling of names and such... (Makes me laugh every time!!) :bow:
So a girl makes one little mistake.
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Understandable since we have an Adem (Greek, I believe) at work. Touchy breed, these desert dawgs, eh?
 
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marcella

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Artemis said:
Hey Smix, someone offers you a jet, do you need a reason to fly in it?

Let's justify then, OK you can come too prospective Mrs DeadManWalking.

Oh, Duck n Dive, better make it at least a 3-seater. That HS125's sounding better all the time. I might even be able to chip in with some Avtur.


So a girl makes one little mistake.
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Understandable since we have an Adem (Greek, I believe) at work. Touchy breed, these desert dawgs, eh?
dont you forget me now! if it wern't for me having the balls to ask for foto evidence of your boots artemis this thread would never have started! and i believe i was an instigator in proving smix's ability to wear the same,,,, so adam strides in and reaps the rewardsg0nn3 i dont think so.
i may be happily married but i deserve to be an all expenses paid best man:yo:
 

ianrobbo1

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marcella said:
dont you forget me now! if it wern't for me having the balls to ask for foto evidence of your boots artemis this thread would never have started! and i believe i was an instigator in proving smix's ability to wear the same,,,, so adam strides in and reaps the rewardsg0nn3 i dont think so.
i may be happily married but i deserve to be an all expenses paid best man:yo:
:lol: a "touch" of the green eyed monster me thinks!! :lol:
 
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Adam Rickenberg

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marcella said:
dont you forget me now! if it wern't for me having the balls to ask for foto evidence of your boots artemis this thread would never have started! and i believe i was an instigator in proving smix's ability to wear the same,,,, so adam strides in and reaps the rewardsg0nn3 i dont think so.
i may be happily married but i deserve to be an all expenses paid best man:yo:
Marcella, me old chum.............
If you're not fast..... you're last !!! g0nn3

Arty.........

Me - touchy??? Naaaaaaaaaaaahh....... :p Us Desert Dawgs like a good woman to stroke us :lol:

Smixy.......

So............. All this talk of boots eh??!! Are you gonna put up (as Arty did) :k


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(you boys can't say I'm not trying here....! If she posts, you feckers owe me - BIG TIME!!)
 

Artemis

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marcella said:
dont you forget me now! if it wern't for me having the balls to ask for foto evidence of your boots artemis this thread would never have started! and i believe i was an instigator in proving smix's ability to wear the same,,,, so adam strides in and reaps the rewardsg0nn3 i dont think so.
i may be happily married but i deserve to be an all expenses paid best man:yo:
Not entirely factual, but what the hell, where there's room for three, there's gotta be a fourth seat.

DnD, where's me jet?
 

Duck n Dive

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Artemis said:
DnD, where's me jet?

Don't know quite how to put this.... all lined up and then the crew told me they'd just had a bit of bother with altimeter settings going into Birmingham..... once they get themselves sorted they'll be OK.... apparently they know the area your going to anyhow!!
 

Artemis

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Duck n Dive said:
Don't know quite how to put this.... all lined up and then the crew told me they'd just had a bit of bother with altimeter settings going into Birmingham..... once they get themselves sorted they'll be OK.... apparently they know the area your going to anyhow!!
WHY
















do you build me up (build me up)






buttercup baby, just to let me down (let me down)








and turn me round, and then










and worst of all (worst of all)












you never call, baby











when you say you will (say you will)
















NOW WHERE'S ME JET?:dunno:
 
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Duck n Dive

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Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..... do I sense a "bit of a strop" there, bit of "foot stamping" perhaps?

Now then..... big breaths........


I'll just have to look around and see what else there is now that those peeps from Mahan Air have gone away...... apparently they were measuring their height from sea level and flying at 800 feet... but forgot Birmingham is 600 feet above sea level......... oooppppppsssssss..........
 
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Adam Rickenberg

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Arty,

You seem quite anxious to meet me eh?? :k

Get in line sweetie......... Smix was first!! :lol:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Adam Rickenberg said:
Arty,

You seem quite anxious to meet me eh?? :k

Get in line sweetie......... Smix was first!! :lol:
Hurrah - I get first go!!

'Arty' - . . . . . .


















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nah nah nah nah nah!!!!
 

Artemis

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Smix said:
Hurrah - I get first go!!

'Arty' - . . . . . .

nah nah nah nah nah!!!!
Hmmmmmph, where's the 'Sulking' smiley?

'Ere, 'ang about, I just wanna thump 'im (I think)

Hey Smix, gothic latex dress - I've got a friend in Germany & I'm going over at Easter.......................

nah nah nah nah nah

Want one for the trusseau?
 

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Artemis

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Duck n Dive said:
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..... do I sense a "bit of a strop" there, bit of "foot stamping" perhaps?

Now then..... big breaths........


I'll just have to look around and see what else there is now that those peeps from Mahan Air have gone away...... apparently they were measuring their height from sea level and flying at 800 feet... but forgot Birmingham is 600 feet above sea level......... oooppppppsssssss..........
Well, you did offer!

Don't tell me you're too young to remember Build me up, Buttercup?
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Artemis said:
Hmmmmmph, where's the 'Sulking' smiley?

'Ere, 'ang about, I just wanna thump 'im (I think)

Hey Smix, gothic latex dress - I've got a friend in Germany & I'm going over at Easter.......................

nah nah nah nah nah

Want one for the trusseau?
too late! sorted!!!!!!!
don't suppose you'll be going to the states? maybe pick up the Rose shaped piercing studs I fancy??
 

Rolfy Dave

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Thats a nice dress Artemis, but this one is better:lick:

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Now ya dont even have to go to Germany to get it either.

Any offers to model at the bash then ???

Just an enquiryfl4g71

LOL

Rolfy
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ps... anyone gonna post the pic of Smix then??? I saw it in the mag at chrissy though, and cant find it now:cry:
 

Smix

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much prefer this one - less fussy!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Artemis

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Smix said:
much prefer this one - less fussy!!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed, Rolfy's one looked a bit draughty, and it does get windy in sheepfest-land. Loved the shoes, though!

However, it does appear to have potential-trousseaux potential, does it not?

What think you Adam, Smix in black for the wedding night?
 

Rolfy Dave

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Or, how about ??

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MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :lick:

Good enough to eatsmilie_koc

LOL,

Rolfy
:k
 
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