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Sing along anybody??

Supabird1100

Registered User
Skippy..............

Originally posted by Skippy
:} ............Try this mate works a treat............www-3.ibm.com/software/speech/:}

Is that one of them 'talk to it and it types it' packages ????:dunno:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
will try it later.


For all the mods.

"why should i care?

girls of fifteen
sexually knowing
the users are sniffing
Eau-de-cologning
the seats are seductive
celibate sitting
pretty girls digging prettier women"
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Where's Me Scooter ??..............

Magically bored
On a quiet street corner
Free frustration
In our minds and our toes
Quiet stormwater
M-m-my generation

Uppers and downers
Either way blood flows.
:}
 
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skippy

Guest
Re: Skippy..............

Originally posted by Supabird1100
Is that one of them 'talk to it and it types it' packages ????:dunno:
sure is , garanteed to cure fat useless finger syndrome:}
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
inside outside leave me alone
inside outside nowhere is hme
inside outside where have i been
out of my brainonr the 5.15

I AM OUT MY BRAIN ON A TRAIN
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Painted Target On Me Parka !!!!......

On a raft in the quarry
Slowly sinking.
On the back of a lorry
Holy hitching.
Dreadfully sorry
Apple scrumping.
Born in the war
Birthday punching.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
he man drag
in the glittering ballroom
greyly outrageous
in my high heel shoes
tightly undone
know what they're showing
sadly ecstatic
that their heroes are news
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
Monkey boy anybody??


I would like to leave this city
this old town don't smell to pretty
and i can feel the warning signs
running around my mind
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
I Prefer The 'Oldies' But.................

So here I go still scratching around the same old hole
My body feels young but my mind is very old
So what do you say?
You can't give me the dreams that are mine anyway
You're half the world away
Half the world away
Half the world away
I've been lost I've been found but I don't feel down. :}
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
CCR

looking for a job in the city
waiting for the man every night and day
and i never got a minute of sleeping
worry about the way things might of been

Big wheel keep on turning
pround Mary keep on burrning
rollin rollin rollin on a river.
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Ah.....That's More Like It !!!!.........

Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis,
Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans
But I never saw the good side of the city
Till I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen.:-:
 
F

frenchuk

Guest
And now for a lot of swearing - and even you the rosbifs will understand... yes, it's this H....y D......n swear word! Lyrics by Serge Gainsbourg again, the redeeming bit is that it was sang by sex kitten Brigitte Bardot when she was a sex kitten before she lost the plot she never had to start with and wanted to save every animal on this planet instead of kids and married a guy very firendly with the national front... :puke:


Harley Davidson


Je n'ai besoin de personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je n'reconnais plus personn
En Harley Davidson
J'appuie sur le starter,
Et voici que je quitte la terre,
J'irai p't'?tre au Paradis,
Mais dans un train d'enfer.

Je n'ai besoin de personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je n'reconnais plus personn'
En Harley Davidson
Et si je meurs demain
C'est que tel ?tait mon destin
Je tiens bien moins ? la vie
Qu'? mon terrible engin.

Je n'ai besoin de personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je n'reconnais plus personn'
En Harley Davidson
Quand je sens en chemin
Les tr?pidations de ma machine,
Il me monte des d?sirs
Dans le creux de mes reins

Je n'ai besoin de personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je n'reconnais plus personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je vais ? plus de cent,
Et je me sens ? feu et ? sang,
Que m'importe de mourir
Les cheveux dans le vent !
Que m'importe de mourir
Les cheveux dans le vent !
 
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TopBird

Guest
ok boys I'm back

Can we play one I might know now pleeeeeease
 
T

TopBird

Guest
ok on your marks...

Areeeee you gonna take me home tonite.....

Areeee down beside that red fire light...........


Areeee you gonna let it all hang out......
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
Oh Dear...... Wasn't That Queen ?????

(Hey!)
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
(Hey, hey!)
 
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skippy

Guest
Originally posted by frenchuk
And now for a lot of swearing - and even you the rosbifs will understand... yes, it's this H....y D......n swear word! Lyrics by Serge Gainsbourg again, the redeeming bit is that it was sang by sex kitten Brigitte Bardot when she was a sex kitten before she lost the plot she never had to start with and wanted to save every animal on this planet instead of kids and married a guy very firendly with the national front... :puke:


Harley Davidson


Je n'ai besoin de personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je n'reconnais plus personn
En Harley Davidson
J'appuie sur le starter,
Et voici que je quitte la terre,
J'irai p't'?tre au Paradis,
Mais dans un train d'enfer.

Je n'ai besoin de personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je n'reconnais plus personn'
En Harley Davidson
Et si je meurs demain
C'est que tel ?tait mon destin
Je tiens bien moins ? la vie
Qu'? mon terrible engin.

Je n'ai besoin de personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je n'reconnais plus personn'
En Harley Davidson
Quand je sens en chemin
Les tr?pidations de ma machine,
Il me monte des d?sirs
Dans le creux de mes reins

Je n'ai besoin de personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je n'reconnais plus personn'
En Harley Davidson
Je vais ? plus de cent,
Et je me sens ? feu et ? sang,
Que m'importe de mourir
Les cheveux dans le vent !
Que m'importe de mourir
Les cheveux dans le vent !
I don't need personn' In Harley Davidson I don't recognize personn anymore In Harley Davidson I push on the choke, and now I leave the earth, I will go p't'?tre ? the Paradise, But in a fast pace.
I don't need personn' In Harley Davidson I don't recognize personn' anymore In Harley Davidson And if I die tomorrow That is that such was my destiny I hold less ? well life That ? my terrifying contraption.
I don't need personn' In Harley Davidson I don't recognize personn' anymore In Harley Davidson When I feel The trepidations of my machine on the way, He/it goes up me of the desires In the hollow of my kidneys I don't need personn' In Harley Davidson I don't recognize personn' anymore In Harley Davidson I go ? more of hundred, And I feel to fire and sword, That imports me to die hairs in wind! That imports me to die hairs in wind!
:bang: :h :violin: wellllllllllllllll I guess my French is pretty crap then!!!!!!!!!!!:} :}
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
FUK can you translate that swearing song LOL , Think i have heard that before in english but not sure cause i am crap at french.
 
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