Sian Williams - BBC Breakfast

[karlos2000]

Best news I've had all year! So where's the orange on a cocktail stick fucking off too then?

She is one of the many BBC staff who refuse to move up to Salford in February next year. That twat Chris (the mummy's boy) sports presenter guy isn't either. The move was originally planned for this August but has been delayed for some reason that I can't be arsed to even look into.

BTW : Am I the only one who thinks that Suzanne Reid looks like a reasonably priced whore? To me she just looks like a prozzy. My wife thinks I'm being unfair, but if I was in a say mid-range hotel in Birmingham (Holiday Inn / Marriot etc), staying for a conference (engineering or exec sales), in my BMW or Audi (diesel, leather, air con, prolly stretched for alloy upgrade) with an expense account, and I was bored after say the 3rd night and booked a whore, I would expect something like Suzanne Reid to show up. You know, bang on-budget, not too scabby, say £100 to £150 worth, to include access to all holes, but certainly not someone you could take home to meet your mum either. :dunno: She'd leave discreetly, no fuss, but might give the game away with her fake fur coat. But a much safer bet than a rough old £50-er, who would nick your wallet & drink the mini-bar dry whilst you took a piss.

Just musing.

 

[karlos2000]

her weight fluctuates about as much as the size and shape of her labia minora :dunno:

R.

who cares, she could ride my face like she was onboard the favourite of the 2.15 at Kempton Park

 

[Jaws]

Jeez !
Your musings are incredibly detailed good sir !

But I am with your other half.. I always thought she looks quite nice, and def someone I would be happy to meet the family with

 

[fivetide]

Jeez !

But I am with your other half..

What are you doing with his mrs?


g0551p

 

[Rheumatoid]

She is one of the many BBC staff who refuse to move up to Salford in February next year. That twat Chris (the mummy's boy) sports presenter guy isn't either. The move was originally planned for this August but has been delayed for some reason that I can't be arsed to even look into.

BTW : Am I the only one who thinks that Suzanne Reid looks like a reasonably priced whore? To me she just looks like a prozzy. My wife thinks I'm being unfair, but if I was in a say mid-range hotel in Birmingham (Holiday Inn / Marriot etc), staying for a conference (engineering or exec sales), in my BMW or Audi (diesel, leather, air con, prolly stretched for alloy upgrade) with an expense account, and I was bored after say the 3rd night and booked a whore, I would expect something like Suzanne Reid to show up. You know, bang on-budget, not too scabby, say ?100 to ?150 worth, to include access to all holes, but certainly not someone you could take home to meet your mum either. :dunno: She'd leave discreetly, no fuss, but might give the game away with her fake fur coat. But a much safer bet than a rough old ?50-er, who would nick your wallet & drink the mini-bar dry whilst you took a piss.

Just musing.

You have a very vivid imagination. Is this something you would expect or something you would wish for? I agree though - apart from the bum sex bit.

R.

 

[badgerdbad]

might i throw into the mix Kate Silverton(allthough now pregnant)? allways reminded me of a blow up doll........

 

[karlos2000]

might i throw into the mix Kate Silverton(allthough now pregnant)? allways reminded me of a blow up doll........

please do add. I can see that. I bet they are both easy to rag around the bedroom.

 

[Pow-Lo]

BTW : Am I the only one who thinks that Suzanne Reid looks like a reasonably priced whore? To me she just looks like a prozzy. My wife thinks I'm being unfair, but if I was in a say mid-range hotel in Birmingham (Holiday Inn / Marriot etc), staying for a conference (engineering or exec sales), in my BMW or Audi (diesel, leather, air con, prolly stretched for alloy upgrade) with an expense account, and I was bored after say the 3rd night and booked a whore, I would expect something like Suzanne Reid to show up. You know, bang on-budget, not too scabby, say £100 to £150 worth, to include access to all holes, but certainly not someone you could take home to meet your mum either. :dunno: She'd leave discreetly, no fuss, but might give the game away with her fake fur coat. But a much safer bet than a rough old £50-er, who would nick your wallet & drink the mini-bar dry whilst you took a piss.

Just musing.

1. You have way too much time on your hands.

2. She definitely looks a bit dirty. That said, if I was partaking in a similar fantasy and Ms Reid turned up, she'd have my boot in her rear end as soon as she opened her gob. Her voice is grating.

3. Another thing that gets under my skin about that Williams bitch; she was married with three kids then got herself up the duff having an affair with her boss. Or something. I cannot wait to see the back of that ugly, skinny little tramp. uke:

4. I reckon Carol Kirkwood might turn up if you paid an extra £100 and take a dump on your chest for another £25. :-0)

 

[Tinytim]

1. You have way too much time on your hands.

2. She definitely looks a bit dirty.

Geg geg ! :-0)

4. I reckon Carol Kirkwood might turn up if you paid an extra ?100 and take a dump on your chest for another ?25. :-0)[/quote]

Gag gag !

 

[Gerrard]

Rachel Riley from Countdown... now ya talking

 

[Pow-Lo]

Suzanna Reid is on now, in a tight cream dress (bit too tight really as her rolls of fat are increasingly more apparent) and black high heels.

Definitely something "La Belle de Nuit" going on there. I wonder if she's turned up at the beeb this morning straight from her "other" job?:dunno:

No sign of Carol yet p0pc0rn41

 

[karlos2000]

Suzanna Reid is on now, in a tight cream dress (bit too tight really as her rolls of fat are increasingly more apparent) and black high heels.

Definitely something "La Belle de Nuit" going on there. I wonder if she's turned up at the beeb this morning straight from her "other" job?:dunno:

No sign of Carol yet p0pc0rn41

It's Stick insect & the Retard Monday to Thursday and the Hooker and the Dozy fucker (Stape) Friday to Sunday. Today Reid looks like a dodgy cock hungry auntie at a wedding.

Smirkwood is playing it down today in linen trousers and a loose blue top, shame.

Right, I must dash, enough bollocks.

 

[fivetide]

Today Reid looks like a dodgy cock hungry auntie at a wedding.
.

Still leave her with a face like an iced bun.

@tu*

5t.

 

[mickeystitch]

It's Stick insect & the Retard Monday to Thursday and the Hooker and the Dozy fucker (Stape) Friday to Sunday. Today Reid looks like a dodgy cock hungry auntie at a wedding.

Smirkwood is playing it down today in linen trousers and a loose blue top, shame.

Right, I must dash, enough bollocks.

w08th..................................:dunno:

 

[karlos2000]

Still leave her with a face like an iced bun.

@tu*

5t.

:bow: i actually laughed out loud. 8rfl@

 

[Pow-Lo]

The stick insect orange on a cocktail stick must've thrown a sicky this morning.

Ms. Reid was in looking like the cock hungry auntie at wedding, as usual.

Carol Kirkwood looked as smart as ever though :-0)

 

[karlos2000]

The stick insect orange on a cocktail stick must've thrown a sicky this morning.

Ms. Reid was in looking like the cock hungry auntie at wedding, as usual.

Carol Kirkwood looked as smart as ever though :-0)

My wife (again) turned to me and said "yes, yes, I know dear .... she looks like a whore", then Reid misread something and referred to Steve Jobs having invented the iPlayer ...... I shouted "stupid i-Whore, knows nothing", my wife conceded it was a worthy gag.

 

[Rheumatoid]

i thought she looked particularly fit this morning with some tantalising views up her frock into a darkened abyss :lick:

 

[karlos2000]

she just looks a little unclean to me. I imagine her minge is hairy and in a right '2 & 8'.

Has to be Smirkwood for me, who I wager can suck a golfball through a hosepipe.

 

[derek kelly]

They are all dogs compared to Amy Garcia :lick: