Sian Williams - BBC Breakfast

[Pow-Lo]

My wife (again) turned to me and said "yes, yes, I know dear .... she looks like a whore", then Reid misread something and referred to Steve Jobs having invented the iPlayer ...... I shouted "stupid i-Whore, knows nothing", my wife conceded it was a worthy gag.

I heard that; I thought I was hearing things.

Her ears were probably full of last night's Harry Monk :-0)

 

[Pow-Lo]

she just looks a little unclean to me. I imagine her minge is hairy and in a right '2 & 8'.

What, you mean like a badly packed kebab or a ripped out fireplace?

 

[karlos2000]

What, you mean like a badly packed kebab or a ripped out fireplace?

yeah, she whistles when she walks

 

[fivetide]

What, you mean like a badly packed kebab or a ripped out fireplace?

Sink into it like the Titanic.

5t.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Sink into it like the Titanic.

5t.

Need a plank tied to my back first.

Nah, looks far too scruffy for me. Prefer Ms. Kirkwood.

 

[fivetide]

Need a plank tied to my back first.

Nah, looks far too scruffy for me. Prefer Ms. Kirkwood.

Totally agree. Hence the going down comment.

Kirkwood would get more batter than the local chippy uses in a week. (different sort obviously)

5t.

 

[karlos2000]

can you beleive Kirkwood's husband kicked her into touch? Closet bender clearly. I wonder how she services her needs? hhhmmmmmm

 

[Pow-Lo]

can you beleive Kirkwood's husband kicked her into touch? Closet bender clearly. I wonder how she services her needs? hhhmmmmmm

Either that or he found a much younger model?

Or maybe she was too demanding and needed it seven times a night? She certainly has ample juggage that would need a well stocked porridge cannon to keep them looking like glazed doughnuts, I can tell you, oh yes. :-0)

 

[karlos2000]

fair wabbage .....

I must dig out my Rogers Profanisaurus. I'm all out of "off the top of my head" filth metaphors. <damn>

Without cheating (on line etc), we should start a "words for tits" list. Donkeys years ago in the pub I threw into a conversation a suggestion that we should compile a definitive list of words or terms there are for knockers. I kid you not, 12 or so years later I still get the odd text, every 6 months or so, from someone with a new word.

To this day "Chebbs" remains the most obscure offering. Or maybe "Fellas".

 

[fivetide]

Lively little puppies with little pink noses.

Not really a word though is it?

Also a fan of 'dirty pillows'

You can also have a couple of tasty dumplings - this is best used if you are covering them in baby gravy.

5t.

 

[karlos2000]

Lively little puppies with little pink noses.

Not really a word though is it?

Also a fan of 'dirty pillows'

You can also have a couple of tasty dumplings - this is best used if you are covering them in baby gravy.

5t.

words or phrases, they all count.

Wabbage / wabs
Cans
Puppies
Fellas
Top Bollocks
Hoober-baroobas
Norks
Bangers
Settage
HooHaas
Gams

 

[Pow-Lo]

words or phrases, they all count.

Wabbage / wabs
Cans
Puppies
Fellas
Top Bollocks
Hoober-baroobas
Norks
Bangers
Settage
HooHaas
Gams

Punks is my favourite.

Punk rockers - knockers

 

[Pow-Lo]

I must dig out my Rogers Profanisaurus. I'm all out of "off the top of my head" filth metaphors. <DAMN>

Without cheating (on line etc), we should start a "words for tits" list. Donkeys years ago in the pub I threw into a conversation a suggestion that we should compile a definitive list of words or terms there are for knockers. I kid you not, 12 or so years later I still get the odd text, every 6 months or so, from someone with a new word.

To this day "Chebbs" remains the most obscure offering. Or maybe "Fellas".

There's an updated one on iTunes, Das Krapital. Quality! @tu*