Santa's Helper!!

[BlackBirdBaz]

I'm very surprised that its not been noticed, or mentioned before.
Patent leather, being nice and shiny, acts in a rather reflective manner, Mirror image in fact, and if you look in the reflection on the boot........................................... well, being a Gent, I couldn't comment

Just off for another look...

Murt

Black Knickers !!

 

[Steamy]

Black Knickers !!

Knickers? What knickers??

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Knickers? What knickers??

I was being polite h1d1ng2

 

[marcella]

p0pc0rn41 but it is an improvement as it covers some of that awful blue paintwork p0pc0rn41

:f :f :f you can add "Blind" to your list of faults mac

 

[Smix]

Suspectmy attempt at humour may have failed?

Play on the words 'boots' i.e. colloquial for 'tyres'?

Gerrit??

Oh, never mind....................

I stand by my original comment!!!!! 'Does it matter'!!!!!!!!!!!
















Ignore what Lumpy said - I did understand - just seeing if the tyre argument was likely to start again!! But hey ho - way too subtle for this thread I guess!!!!! c7u8

 

[marcella]

I was being polite h1d1ng2

total gent bbb:yo: have to say, i hadnt noticed, but!:lick:

 

[Smix]

Ah the benefits of a good fuel warming system p0pc0rn41

It's not the shed for you next time.

Aw shucks - so, its the sofa instead of the shed then???? :k: :k: :k:

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

total gent bbb:yo: have to say, i hadnt noticed, but!:lick:

I wouldnt say what i was thinking until I drank a bit more.............














































Nice Bush...........




Anyone for whiskey ?

 

[Smix]

Knickers? What knickers??

You rude people!!!!!!!!!! My knickers matched my frock (red in case you aren't sure!!) - just cos they were too small to show . . . . . . . . . :blush:

 

[mick the knife]

You rude people!!!!!!!!!! My knickers matched my frock (red in case you aren't sure!!) - just cos they were too small to show . . . . . . . . . :blush:

Smixxy, I have told you before, perverts dreams etc etc etc

 

[marcella]

bbb! im a little way through a macalens 10 yo, dya wanna play catchup?? lol

smix! if you got it,,as they say
and i doubt we'll find a dissenter in the ranks of bird male populace. i was going to mention the chance of a slim thong! but i didnt want to burst my own bubble X

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

bbb! im a little way through a macalens 10 yo, dya wanna play catchup?? lol

smix! if you got it,,as they say
and i doubt we'll find a dissenter in the ranks of bird male populace. i was going to mention the chance of a slim thong! but i didnt want to burst my own bubble X

Thanks for the invite marcella, very kind offer but if I played catch up and drank the rest of this bottle I would never make work in the morning, cant be breathing alcohol on the innocent convicts !! 3ck04


Tomorrow night could be a different matter tho :yo:

 

[marcella]

well! i hope you and your family and all on here have the best, drunken, debauched, overstimulated, dance fuelled safe hogmonay ever:yo:

me ,, im going to be jester (again) for a large gathering of paying punters, our wives get to go, free meal, free room and they know all the best insults to shout:xm

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

DITTO <----------- cant type much more

 

[Dfuss1967]

New biking gear!! bit too cold for this weather though!!











And yes - I have been dared to put this on here c7u8 !!! I'm now going to hide!!!!

I think hiding might be a good idea

Cheers Dfuss

 

[chuffmeister]

I think hiding might be a good idea

Cheers Dfuss

ouch, c7u8



h1d1ng2

 

[Artemis]

I think hiding might be a good idea

Cheers Dfuss

Carl, honey, I don't think that came out as you intended, somehow!

 

[Dfuss1967]

ouch, c7u8



h1d1ng2

And no i didnt mean me

 

[Smix]

I think hiding might be a good idea

Cheers Dfuss

whos got to hide? :dunno: should I be :cry: ???

 

[Dfuss1967]

it made sence if you could see the quote, well it seemed to at the time, to me anyway

c7u8 c7u8