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Possible retirement plan

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Whilst at the street party yesterday, Bev did an afternoon tea for us & presented it on our Royal Albert.
Next door neighbour was that impressed she took a photo & told Bev she should do it professionally, when the restrictions are lifted there will be a few premises for sale round here, got me thinking now.
 

johnboy

rather fond of a cream bun
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What! You had fairy cakes on your prince Albert?
 

andyBeaker

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Whilst at the street party yesterday, Bev did an afternoon tea for us & presented it on our Royal Albert.
Next door neighbour was that impressed she took a photo & told Bev she should do it professionally, when the restrictions are lifted there will be a few premises for sale round here, got me thinking now.
Catering looks attractive from the outside, reality is often very different unfortunately.

Really, really hard work, tons of competition and generally seasonal. Margins on sales are generally high but you have to sell lots to just stand still. Location is critical.

Hobbies that turn into businesses have a high failure rate.

Just saying, like.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Catering looks attractive from the outside, reality is often very different unfortunately.

Really, really hard work, tons of competition and generally seasonal. Margins on sales are generally high but you have to sell lots to just stand still. Location is critical.

Hobbies that turn into businesses have a high failure rate.

Just saying, like.
You forget, I’m a Chef, my initial plan was to retire at 55 & move to Orkney where we’d run a pony trekking & fishing centre, I was going to look after the fishing & catering side of things but Grandkids came along so our plans changed, I have done a couple of Catering jobs one was for family & I barely broke even, it was long hours & it pissed me off when people were coming up telling me how they would have done it.
The second one was an engagement party & went really well the girl’s father gradually got more & more pissed & kept asking how much I’d charged, when I told him he said “that’s not enough” & kept trying to give me more money, he kept putting £20 notes on the table, as I was packing away I went to give him the money back but he wouldn’t take it, I gave it to his daughter & explained where it had come from, it turns out she had only just made up with her dad as he had walked out on the family five years previously & the Mother then drank herself to death so the girl moved in with an Aunt & Uncle, the girl refused any help from her dad so I suppose he was paying me guilt money.
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Do you mean white bread with colouring or wholemeal bread that needs kneading forever?
Same as bread needing kneading but you just throw in all the dry materials mix them and add buttermilk and stir. Job done!!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Best bread I ever made, instead of using water or milk I used chopped tinned tomatoes, I added grated cheese & some chopped Jalapenos, double proofed the dough, it was absofookinlutely fanfookintastic.
 
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