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TANK0700

big soft, not so cuddly
Very childish if you ask me , its time to move on lads get over it , slip the grip , pop the cherry , i for one will not be posting on this thread anymore and i think the next one who does ?smells like dog poo?
 

mick the knife

Registered User
C ome on guys stop taking the piss
O f all the people I'd never thought you'd act like a bunch of cocks
C all yer self mates, what a load of pricks
K indergarten kids would behave better than you knobs

G o on help the guy, thats what we do on here
O rdinary folks just wouldnt understand
N ormally there's always a few taking the urine, but never this many
E ach to their own I s'pose

S illy of yer Tank to think you'd get away with it
O therwise very brave effort and I admire your bottle
F or what it's worth, in a year or two some people may have forgotten this tread
T ill then it'll prolly be hell, and I wont mention it again

Except me. At least I gave you a sensible answer. Seems such a long time ago now.

So did my post that everyone took as serious;-0)).
 
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morphgarth

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This has started to become a reassuring constant in an ever changing world.:-0)
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Tell yer what Tank, if there was a secret santa running this year I bet the prezzies would be fooking predictable.
 

TANK0700

big soft, not so cuddly
NO way am i putting my name down for that this year i can tell you , foooooooking postman would think there was something wrong with me, i would have to give him my Friends address so i could forward the stuff on
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
You deserve another award Tank !:yo:
if you google "Penis Pump Tank" you hold the top ten places :eek:
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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Given how all this started I think it might be worth reading the following.
This was taken from a medical web site:

Warning
A penis pump can damage a man's penis and testicles if not used properly, and he should stop use immediately if he feels any pain felt. Associatedcontent.com warns that "A man should not use a penis pump if he bleeds easily. He should not use a penis pump if he has a blood clotting disorder. A man should not use a penis pump if he is taking medication that contains a blood thinner. A man with an infection on his penis should not use a penis pump. No man should plan to share his penis pump with another man."
 

TANK0700

big soft, not so cuddly
Given how all this started I think it might be worth reading the following.
This was taken from a medical web site:

Warning
A penis pump can damage a man's penis and testicles if not used properly, and he should stop use immediately if he feels any pain felt. Associatedcontent.com warns that "A man should not use a penis pump if he bleeds easily. He should not use a penis pump if he has a blood clotting disorder. A man should not use a penis pump if he is taking medication that contains a blood thinner. A man with an infection on his penis should not use a penis pump. No man should plan to share his penis pump with another man."
When i saw that JAWS had posted i thought to myself great the great man has sat on the fence watching poor little Tank take all this stick and humiliation so now is the time to put a stop to it all.

I foolishly thought i will open the post and it will read , it?s about time you all stopped picking on poor little Tank now lads and knowing that everyone on here (well almost) has the utmost respect for the great man that you all would take notice and leave it be.

Well what can i say i was stunned, gob smacked as when i opened the post and found out ?HE HAS JOINED IN THE PISS TAKING?:cry::cry::cry:



















man8um:f:wank: that should cover you all
 
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