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Oldie, but goodie

Artemis

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News hot off the press
The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK government's youth opportunity scheme and employ young people from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought about after a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of Euros worth of high-tech equipment.


Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by Ferrari management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.

As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the crews first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to theMclaren team for 8 bottles of Bud, 12 wraps of speed, and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
 

Artemis

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stan the man said:
is dawn,bert's other name lisa :dunno:
Probably one of them, Mark.

Anyhoo, with the stilettos on my boots, I think I may have the advantage
 

stan the man

you are not capable
Artemis said:
Probably one of them, Mark.

Anyhoo, with the stilettos on my boots, I think I may have the advantage

did you have to mention THOSE boots :lick: :k :}
 
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